Long Live The King

normalise disappearing without an explanation

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

remember to regularly change your pronouns, for security reasons.

Ahhhh sry I can't hang tonight >.< Me and the girls are gonna go eat glowing green sludge until we mutate :3

Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

im done with being gender neutral. starting today i'm being gender antagonistic

i can use the computer and it’s taught me so much. nothing good though

id survive the russian sleep experiment easy

i think first opportunity i get i'm going to go for a walk in some woodland. i DO need to touch some grass. maybe even some moss and stone.

i am always one little emotional crisis away from an online purchase

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

i'm trapped in the torture labyrinth but i'll be honest it's doing nothing to me. they're actually trying to call someone to pick me up because they're sick of my shit.

TIP: remember! you may be trapped, but they're also stuck with you. make them regret it :)

i don't WANT to live in a house i want to live in an abandoned shipwreck. i want to live in an old fashioned train cabin travelling across europe. i want to live in a big gothic castle on top of a hill surrounded by a forest that's rumored to be haunted. i want to live on a steampunk pirate spaceship exploring the stars. i want to live in a bookstore cafe with a little calico cat that naps in the window. i want to live in a tiny mousehole beneath the floorboards making furniture out of buttons and matchboxes. i want to live in a glittering cave full of glowing mushrooms and moss. i want

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*