Love knows no bureaus

Finally met my future brother-in-law! He's an excellent person, cool beans. I'm considering making him a gold star

He liked it!!!

quick question: the fuck is Sears, and why have i not heard of this ‘creature’ dispenser

just because your parents cry when they think about you, doesn’t mean your scary

This is actually a single frame from a short comic I’m making. yes it is just a comic about trying to slap peanut’s ass, no I’m not going to stop, and no you can’t stop me either.

so was no one gonna tell me Hades from Hercules is based on the persona of a sleazy used car salesman??? bless

HEY, ya wanna buy some SOULS?

You know if I do, I'm not gonna be able to do it only once

Is this what vegan furbies eat instead of children souls?

Stealing cars is stored in the knee caps

Ah yes I too like to smoke drinks, that is my favourite passing of the time

I am just Angry

You sound like my Polish friend, Milk

They name people condiments over there???

Milk???? Is Not??? A Condiment????????????????

Oh? Then what do you put on a milk burger then??

What the FUCK is that

Why the fuck is it okay to chug a whole bottle of milk straight from the fridge but when i do the same with a bottle of ranch is disgusting and I need to leave the McDonald drive through like whats the problem, they’re both condiments.

“learn to live in the moment” listen buddy i’ve seen your so called moment i’m taking a HARD PASS, categorically not interested

Why live in one moment, when you can break the fabric of time and space to live multiple moments