What if cuddy had kitty ears and a kitty tail and a little bit of fur and what if she said meow and i could pet her and she could purr for me ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

But WHERE is the mother gothel lesbian thirsting side of tumblr

Cant believe i got cancelled for being "transphobic" on here. LIKE Honey I dress like a guy because i enjoy it and i like being mistaken for a guy and it Legiterally makes me gender euphoric. Well and because i hate my body i and i hate being female. I dont want to be a man tho. Disgostang. But. Just because i dont want to be a man or a nonbinary doesnt mean im all hunky-dory with the way things are. I do like being mistaken for a girl too, though. At least by women i do. (So on one hand my life is awesome because i get double the gender euphoria.) I also feel kin with being a trans woman in that way. Like im 6'0 with an androgynous face and a creepy ass stare and built like gru and a lesbian with autism/schizo tendencies Im already happy when i enter a room full of women and they DONT run away screaming crying and vomiting because they feel spiritually molested by my mere presence. Like im actually very trans if you think about it. Honey im having poor mans top surgery next month, god willing. Likeee IM THE EXPERT IN THE TRADE SHOW SOME RESPECT

I can't wait to finally get my boobs chopped off :) Life could be dream

I just want a nice middle aged jewish lady who will let me pet her like a cat and celebrate sciencemukkah with me. Please allah ive been a good boy

Going into my boob job with "NOT THIS LEG - NOT THIS LEG EITHER" written on my legs