Earving!Black Noir x Reader | Drabble | If a man loved you, he would be scared to touch you.
Note- Takes place sometime around S1,, established relationship,
Black Noir, who takes his time with you. Who touches you as if you're a delicate piece of pottery that could shatter at the slightest touch.
Black Noir who fears that the smallest bit of pressure could bruise your skin and break your bones.
So he holds back, retracting his hands when you show the smallest bit of discomfort. He's good at noticing it.
Sometimes you'd have to wrap his arm around you, and keep it there to show him that it's okay. That you won't break. That you can handle being touched by a supe.
In those situations, he would stare at you. His body would be rigid and tense. He'd be holding his breath. His thoughts would be running wild, are you sure that you want this? What if he accidentally bruises your skin? What if-
And at the very end, he would lean against you until his side is barely brushing yours. His thick armour --he insists on wearing it-- closing the space between the two of you more.
If his armour touches you, he barely notices, or refuses to notice it. He's scared to do anything. He's scared to feel something. To let himself like something that he could lose.
He's lost so much during Payback, he can't afford to get close and lose you too.
And when you reach up to unbuckle the straps of his helmet, he'll hesitate. His body will go stiff. What if his scarred face makes you lose interest?
His helmet will slide off, you will see his eyes. One healthy, dark brown eye, shining in the low light of the room whilst turning other is a milky white hue, surrounded by ugly scarring.
You don't flinch away. You never have, you never will. Not at the first sight of his worn, scarred, hands, calloused with decades of working in his field, and certainly not at the disfigurement around his left eye.
The fear in his eyes is clear as day as your fingers slip under his collar to pull his balaclava up. He doesn't stop you. No. He lets you pull his mask up until it slides off his head.
The left side of his head is bald with old burns and disfigurement. Flesh regrown in a way that makes your heart twist at the untold history he refuses to tell you.
His eyes stare at you, the warm hue of his healthy eye and the milky depths of his sightless eye, waiting for you to say something. Anything.
The kiss that follows surprises him. The man who had tried so hard to hide himself from the world, often shutting you out just to stare at something as if the air was having a conversation with him.
He wants to recoil. To hide away. To scribble down that you're doing the wrong thing by staying with him. By staying with damaged goods, that he's the wrong person-
But he can't help it. You're so sweet to him, you light up his day by just existing. Surely one kiss can't be fatal.
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Base Yandere Black Noir Headcanons: Yandere Noir (The Boys)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month and Happy Juneteenth Part 2! This one is with Black Noir, and his base yandere headcanons for you, the gender neutral reader! Enjoy this!]
(Disclaimer: Your Mental Health is Important! It does not matter if you are a man, a woman, or just a person in general. Your mental health matters, so please take care of it and yourself! It can get better! Thank you, and Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month as well as a Happy Juneteenth 2026!
Disclaimer: Black Noir is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you, and once again, Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month, as well as a Happy Juneteenth 2026!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Black Noir X Gender Neutral Reader From The Boys Fandom-
.Black Noir had first been on Payback, and he was a part of that team for a long while.
.He was loyal to Vought mainly, and he was so loyal that he betrayed Soldier Boy and kept secrets from Homelander as well.
.But there was one person that he was more loyal to than Vought or Homelander, and that was you, the love of his life.
.He met you on one of his missions, and he saw you as a pure and innocent person~ Which he has a HUGE Soft spot for innocent things, and you, in his eyes, are the most innocent.
.He would be protecting you with his life, and even tell Vought that he would never harm you and that you are the most precious person to him.
.He agrees with Vought that he would do whatever they say, as long as you are with him, and that they never harm you.
.If they were to harm you, he would end up betraying them and destroying Vought from the inside out.
.He is a ruthless and heartless yandere who would kill his rivals with precision and skill that one would think a soldier would have.
.Because he is more soldier than supe, but he is all yandere and all the skills and powers he has as a soldier and supe would be used to make sure that you are protected and safe, and that all his rivals are dead and out of the way.
.He is so protective of you that anyone who has ever wronged you, before and after he met you, will have to pay with their lives.
.Because to him, you were perfect,~ The love of his life, and that means you were his to protect and keep safe.
.It is his job, and he does not care whoever had hurt you; it could have been your own parents, siblings, or even your significant other before them.
.They were hurting you, and that means he had to get rid of them in the most brutal way possible.
.That is right, he is a yandere who does not just kill the rival or threat to you and his love with a quick and mostly painless death!
.No, he is going to brutalize them and make them feel every single bone they have break, then he is going to slowly choke them out, watching the life leave their eyes as he knows he has kept you as his and his alone and safe and sound!
.He has no sympathy for the rivals in his way and certainly no sympathy for the people who have hurt you, or who would have hurt you.
.He is also the type of yandere who is going to kill all witnesses.
.That is right, if anyone, and he means anyone, becomes aware he is so obsessed with you, and he believes they are a threat to keeping his obsession for you a secret? Then he will kill them as well.
.He is a yandere who cannot and will not let anyone know how obsessed he is with you and how many he has killed for you.
.He is a yandere who wants to keep you innocent and unaware of what he does to keep you as his.
.He wants to be the guy you feel safe around, who you can trust, and who can keep you safe.
.He wants to be the man you can come home to and be yourself and be the guy who can make you smile and laugh.
.You do not need to know the lengths he will go to make you his and his alone, how far he will go and what laws he will commit, not to mention the numerous war crimes he will vow to follow through on in the name of his love for you.
.He knows that he will do everything to be with you and have you as his, and he does not care what anyone else thinks about it.
.It is all for you, and that is all that matters.
.When he finally does confess his love to you, telling you how much you love him and that he wants to have a life with you.
.If you accept this love confession of his, he would be over the moon that you did accept his love, and he would be ready to give you that dream life he had of him and you, and now he will never lose you.
.He does get his happily ever after, and he could not be happier and more overjoyed!
.But what if you instead said no, rejecting his love, turning down him and his love confession? He would feel his mind break!
.His little imaginary friends he had from childhood would not be able to stop him from what he does next.
.They are his conscience telling him that he has to be gentle with you, reminding him that he is much stronger than you, and he has to be careful!
.But in that moment of you rejecting him, he could not listen to them.
.He would grab you, strangling you and watching you black out, where he takes you to a safe house he made with Vought.
.This way, he can keep you safe and sound, and he can make sure that one day you will love him in return.
.He knows you are just confused and do not see how amazing you and he are for each other.
.He is using the safe house as your prison, to mentally break you down and win you over as the love of his life!
.He is sure that with enough time and love from him, you will be able to see he truly does love you and that you do feel the same way about him as well~
.This is what he believes: he is a dedicated and patient yandere, who is willing to wear you down and make you love him and him alone.
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this chapter here, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins! Also, Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month, as well as Happy Juneteenth 2026]
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Summary: Black Noir wasn't the only unusual supe in the Seven anymore and he wanted your attention.
(The reader is gender-neutral. The ethnicity/race is preferably Black/POC. )
The long droning sound of Homelander was something that the mute supe had accustomed himself to a long time ago. Fussing at the team over miniscule things, him and Maeve making snide remarks to each other, and bullying the Deep. This was a normal everyday thing that Black Noir was used to hearing. What he wasn't used to was you.
"(Y/N)!" Homelander's voice rang loudly in the room, bringing everyone's attention towards you. "What the fuck are you doing? Did you hear anything I said?"
"Yes, sir," you responded, nodding your head, while keeping your eyes focused on the picture you were coloring in your coloring book.
"Really?" Homelander asked, his eyebrows raised and his face sporting a sardonic smile towards you that you missed. "What did I say? Just now?"
Homelander, The Deep, Black Noir, Queen Maeve, A-Train, and Starlight all sat in silent surprise as you recounted word for word what Homelander said in the meeting, while not lifting your eyes up from your book once. While the others watched in surprise and wondered if Homelander was going to snap at you for your inability to fully focus on him, Black Noir watched you with fascination. You were weird, he realized. Another stranger among the Supe's...like me. He had forgotten what your power was long ago, only knowing that the relaxation of coloring helped you control it, and he began wondering how to get to know you better.
"Is that all, sir," you asked Homelander, finally lifting your eyes up from your book.
The supe was silent for a few seconds as he didn't know what to say, not expecting you to actually recite everything. Finally with a stammer, he spoke again, "I,uh,...yes, it is. Keep...paying attention." He awkwardly looked around at the others before continuing to speak, turning back to the windows with his hands held behind his back, his heroic stance and persona was back on display for all to see.
Would a date work? Noir wondered, his hand was still moving on the paper, while his gaze remained on you. No, they're like me. That wouldn't work. Or a specific type of date. Maybe I'll ask them to go to the movies with me. That would be good. Everyone loves movies. I need to do something to get their attention, first. Noir had been so deep in his thoughts that he didn't even realize the meeting had ended, and before he knew it, he saw you, along with the others, standing up from your seat, pack of markers and coloring book protectively held to your chest, as you left the room and immediately he knew what he should do to get your attention.
~
The next day as everyone, including you, entered the meeting room, it wasn't a surprise to see Black Noir already there. He was sitting in his usual seat with a sketchbook and pen laid out on the table.
Being polite, you waved at him like you usually do whenever you see him. "Hi Noir," you greeted him, smiling.
Like he always does, he waved back to you, but instead of going back to his sketchbook like he usually does, he then pointed to your end of the table, where you usually sat.
Looking there, you let out a small gasp and hurried your way to the seat, and when you looked down at the table, an even brighter smile came upon your face.
You didn't know how he knew, but you were almost done with your current coloring book, and was going to get a new one, but Noir had been nice enough to get one for you. Laid out on the table was a large coloring book with a new pack of markers next to it. "Is this for me?" You asked him, wanting to be sure as you dropped your old one onto the table and picked up the new book.
Nodding wordlessly, he gestured for you to inspect the book as much as you wanted and you hurriedly opened the book, flipping the pages quickly in awe. It was a fantasy creature themed book and every page had a different creature for you to color in, from griffins and dragons to fairies and mermaids. It was something you would definitely be having fun coloring.
"Okay team, sit down and listen up," Homelander yelled entering the room.
Usually his orders and obnoxious personality would immediately make you irritated but Noir's gift had your heart soaring, and placing the book back down on the table, you looked at him again. Even though his face was covered, you had the suspicion that he was (hopefully) smiling as brightly as you were. "Thank you, Noir."
"(Y/N), sit down," Homelander commanded.
Immediately you sat down in your seat, and began opening your new pack of markers. Just as Homelander began speaking, you looked back to Noir and saw that he was holding up a small piece of paper with writing on it.
Squinting your eyes, you read it as best as you could:
'Do you wanna go to the movies with me?'
Nodding your head, you gave him another smile that made his heart feel lighter than it had in years.
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questiom question how do u think black noir ii would react to a jealous reader regarding his past relationship???(if u can it even call it that considering how one sides it was😭😭😭😭) with sage???
also thank you for being of the few people who write for black noir!!!!
bad idea
a/n: you’re very welcome anon!! i absolutely love writing for both noirs and plus i experienced this first hand…
info: gender-neutral reader, noir ll being an idiot about emotions (of course), reader implied to apart of the seven, reader being rightfully selfish in a way, small mention of og noir because i miss him…
ᯓ✦ justin is very much oblivious to your emotions at the start so you unfortunately have to give him hints you actually do want something more.
ᯓ✦ what makes it worse is how you were basically hit like a train with the revolution that he very much likes someone else, that someone being the new member of the seven, sister sage.
ᯓ✦ you don’t even know how you got yourself into this self proclaimed love triangle (if it can even be called that) but you thought it was absolutely bullshit.
ᯓ✦ hearing him blabber about sage but you dare don’t say a word since you are friends with him and apart of you is quote unquote “happy”.
ᯓ✦ he’s having a blast talking about her like some dang puppy happy to see their owners.
ᯓ✦ but sometimes you rather have that attention that was towards her to be more toward you instead because you know you can give him what he wants, or at least you’d think you can, but for now you’d just take the way he sometimes insults you by calling you dumb for the things you do that he labels as “stupid”, its no biggie.
ᯓ✦ there was sometimes a small thought on the back of your mind wondering if the original noir would’ve treated you like this, he was pretty friendly to you before he died, but now you can only think of the present, and it’s mediocre as hell.
ᯓ✦ the only way you’ve told justin is if you didn’t tell him yourself, you muttered out accidentally to the deep you liked him and basically begged him to not say thing but to your demise, he gone and told him anyways like the huge dick he is thinking it would be funny to do so.
ᯓ✦ and when justin finds out about this, he’s appalled, what the hell do you mean you liked him and never told him a thing yet told the deep? and to his frustration he corned you when no-one was around and turned this into an argument you didn’t want to have at all, ESPECIALLY inside the work place, anything but this for gods sake.
ᯓ✦ this breaks out in a huge argument between you both, you weren’t sure why he was making it such a big deal especially with his proclaimed love for sage, now this just pissed you off more than it should have, you should be angry at him not the other way around, hell you should’ve been more angry at the deep for getting yelled at.
ᯓ✦ but yet in the heat of the moment, tears starting to pour from your eyes your hands can’t help but pull his lips onto your own, so he knew you were serious about this but as quick you pulled in you quickly pulled back whilst backing away, you never regretted something so much until now, and now all you wanted was for him to stab you straight in the heart to end your misery forever.
ᯓ✦ but he didn’t, justin stood there for a moment, stunned, but hands soon told a different story. his hands glossing over your tear stained cheeks before pulling your face toward his and kissing you, probably more intense than he anticipated.
ᯓ✦ before you both knew it, hands were immediately grabbing onto the cloth of each others costumes, gasping for air here and there in the slightest of hopes no one will walk in but that thought was over when you and justin finally separated while his thumb swiped away a tear that still streamed from your eyelid.
ᯓ “i think i love you more then sage…”
ᯓ “the fuck do you mean you think? we just made out!!”
ᯓ✦ and since then justin made a complete 360, following you around like some sort of lost puppy, you’d be lying if you said you didn’t like it at all, who the hell wouldnt?
ᯓ✦ but one thing justin doesn’t change completely is making you feel jealous here and there, in his own humble opinion him seeing you get all fuzzy and whiney over him giving someone else attention is a little endearing (and a little cute), especially with how you nuzzle into his chest when he says he’s sorry and hugs you, 10/10 will most likely do it again.
ᯓ✦ he’s sorta an asshole but he won’t take it too far, seeing you cry once was far enough.
Not all of the people reading your x reader fics have white skin
Just a gentle reminder before you write characteristics that assume whiteness and exclude your black/indigenous/poc supporters-specifically in 'x reader' works.
I love and appreciate writers, but this is a recurring avoidable issue (going on for decades now).
"your dusky pink nipples" "your face turned just as red as his" "he could see the blush on your face" “your cheeks furiously blushed” “your ears burn bright red” “The look in your reddened face” “your knuckles white with effort” “bruised purple against your light skin”
Describing the physical feeling instead of the visual change helps include your readers while also elevating your writing IMO.
Anyone can say "Your cheeks turned red with embarrassment" or "Your face flushed" but wouldn't you rather say "A burning heat rushed across your face, from your neck to the tip of your nose, prickling right underneath the surface. You look anywhere but him, hoping your newfound interest in the buildings ceiling tiles will ease the fire tightening beneath your skin" And instead of the other character pointing out that the readers face is red, they can point out the obvious flustered facial expression/body language.
If you want your reader insert to have white/fairskin, then just label them white!reader or put the mention in the warnings/summary.
↪I have reached out to writers I favored/supported before and sometimes I have been met with severe hostility and defensiveness. I often wonder if people are doing this purposefully or for some reason think only white people read their fanfics (?)-if that's the case then be upfront and label your reader inserts as white!reader or something PLEASE. It’s gotten to the point where I feel like black women and other POC aren’t wanted or considered in these fandoms because it comes off like that in your writing. If you need a different motivation, just know you're missing out on more interactions, reblogs, and a bigger reader base. I don’t know why white is the default for so many writers in unspecified x reader/reader insert fics-the people on your blog following, reading, and supporting you aren’t all white and fair-skinned.
I am not talking about OC fics or fics where race/skintone is x specified in summary or warnings. This is specifically about unspecified "x reader" where whiteness is assumed as the default
Put in the comments good replacements for writers to use!
AU in which Noir isn’t actually dead he just let everyone in The Seven think he died and left Vought to live a happy domestic life with reader because that’s what he DESERVES.
black noir 1 hcs : cuz i totally don’t miss earving or anything … (◞‸◟,)
2 sfw , 2 nsfw
earving likes to pay for everything. and i mean everythinggg. your new set of nails? that new two piece you wanted? he’ll tap his card without even thinking! he’s a sucker for his pretty girl, that’s for sure.
earving is very very touchy. whether it be a hand on your waist while you two are at a premiere or his hand on your head as he pulls you closer into a hug. he wants to keep his baby close, that’s all.
earving loves oral. doesn’t matter if its him receiving or giving, it’s his favorite. partially (completely) because he likes seeing how you react. your body, your facial expressions, all of it. his sensitive little bun is just so cute!
earving’s all time favorite position is mating press. or missionary. or- he just can’t make up his mind! anything that involves you two being reaaal close is fine by him.
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Black Noir communicates mostly through body language, head tilts, staring, nodding, and somehow everyone around him learns what he means.
He remembers tiny details people don’t expect him to notice:
your favorite snack
which side of the couch you sit on
when you said you were tired three weeks ago
He walks so silently that people stop reacting and just accept he appears places like a haunted house ghost.
Despite looking intimidating, he secretly likes routines. Same breakfast. Same training times. Same places.
If he trusts someone, he’ll start sitting closer to them without saying anything. That’s basically his version of affection.
He doesn’t interrupt. If you rant for an hour, he’ll just sit there listening and occasionally nod.
If you hand him something small you thought he’d like, he keeps it way longer than expected.
His room is surprisingly organized. Everything has a place.
He’s protective in quiet ways:
standing between you and crowds
opening doors
noticing when people make you uncomfortable
He gives off scary energy but has oddly polite habits.
If someone insults him, there’s like a 50/50 chance he either ignores it completely or remembers it forever.
He likes being included even if he doesn’t talk much.
He’d absolutely sit next to someone doing their own thing and consider that quality time.
If he laughs, it’s rare enough that people stop what they’re doing.
He doesn’t ask for help easily and would rather disappear for a while than admit something bothered him.
If he trusts his lover enough to remove the mask around them, that’s huge for him — not dramatic, just quiet trust.
Relationship vibe with him:
🖤 silent company
🖤 protective presence
🖤 noticing details
🖤 emotional support through existing nearby
authors note: i pulled this out my ass because I'm going on vacation
