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My favorite little goat.

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Earving!Black Noir x Reader | Drabble | If a man loved you, he would be scared to touch you.
Note- Takes place sometime around S1,, established relationship,
The Black noir photo op
Earving
VS
Justin
Base Yandere Black Noir Headcanons: Yandere Noir (The Boys)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month and Happy Juneteenth Part 2! This one is with Black Noir, and his base yandere headcanons for you, the gender neutral reader! Enjoy this!] (Disclaimer: Your Mental Health is Important! It does not matter if you are a man, a woman, or just a person in general. Your mental health matters, so please take care of it and yourself! It can get better! Thank you, and Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month as well as a Happy Juneteenth 2026! Disclaimer: Black Noir is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you, and once again, Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month, as well as a Happy Juneteenth 2026!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Black Noir X Gender Neutral Reader From The Boys Fandom-

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Snow study plus eeehhh Noir what are you doing here
hes so precious
Black noir
Highkey I wish more ppl appreciate noirs actor, he’s so pretty
They're Mine
Summary: Black Noir wasn't the only unusual supe in the Seven anymore and he wanted your attention.
(The reader is gender-neutral. The ethnicity/race is preferably Black/POC. )
The long droning sound of Homelander was something that the mute supe had accustomed himself to a long time ago. Fussing at the team over miniscule things, him and Maeve making snide remarks to each other, and bullying the Deep. This was a normal everyday thing that Black Noir was used to hearing. What he wasn't used to was you.
"(Y/N)!" Homelander's voice rang loudly in the room, bringing everyone's attention towards you. "What the fuck are you doing? Did you hear anything I said?"
"Yes, sir," you responded, nodding your head, while keeping your eyes focused on the picture you were coloring in your coloring book.
"Really?" Homelander asked, his eyebrows raised and his face sporting a sardonic smile towards you that you missed. "What did I say? Just now?"
Homelander, The Deep, Black Noir, Queen Maeve, A-Train, and Starlight all sat in silent surprise as you recounted word for word what Homelander said in the meeting, while not lifting your eyes up from your book once. While the others watched in surprise and wondered if Homelander was going to snap at you for your inability to fully focus on him, Black Noir watched you with fascination. You were weird, he realized. Another stranger among the Supe's...like me. He had forgotten what your power was long ago, only knowing that the relaxation of coloring helped you control it, and he began wondering how to get to know you better.
"Is that all, sir," you asked Homelander, finally lifting your eyes up from your book.
The supe was silent for a few seconds as he didn't know what to say, not expecting you to actually recite everything. Finally with a stammer, he spoke again, "I,uh,...yes, it is. Keep...paying attention." He awkwardly looked around at the others before continuing to speak, turning back to the windows with his hands held behind his back, his heroic stance and persona was back on display for all to see.
Would a date work? Noir wondered, his hand was still moving on the paper, while his gaze remained on you. No, they're like me. That wouldn't work. Or a specific type of date. Maybe I'll ask them to go to the movies with me. That would be good. Everyone loves movies. I need to do something to get their attention, first. Noir had been so deep in his thoughts that he didn't even realize the meeting had ended, and before he knew it, he saw you, along with the others, standing up from your seat, pack of markers and coloring book protectively held to your chest, as you left the room and immediately he knew what he should do to get your attention.
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The next day as everyone, including you, entered the meeting room, it wasn't a surprise to see Black Noir already there. He was sitting in his usual seat with a sketchbook and pen laid out on the table.
Being polite, you waved at him like you usually do whenever you see him. "Hi Noir," you greeted him, smiling.
Like he always does, he waved back to you, but instead of going back to his sketchbook like he usually does, he then pointed to your end of the table, where you usually sat.
Looking there, you let out a small gasp and hurried your way to the seat, and when you looked down at the table, an even brighter smile came upon your face.
You didn't know how he knew, but you were almost done with your current coloring book, and was going to get a new one, but Noir had been nice enough to get one for you. Laid out on the table was a large coloring book with a new pack of markers next to it. "Is this for me?" You asked him, wanting to be sure as you dropped your old one onto the table and picked up the new book.
Nodding wordlessly, he gestured for you to inspect the book as much as you wanted and you hurriedly opened the book, flipping the pages quickly in awe. It was a fantasy creature themed book and every page had a different creature for you to color in, from griffins and dragons to fairies and mermaids. It was something you would definitely be having fun coloring.
"Okay team, sit down and listen up," Homelander yelled entering the room.
Usually his orders and obnoxious personality would immediately make you irritated but Noir's gift had your heart soaring, and placing the book back down on the table, you looked at him again. Even though his face was covered, you had the suspicion that he was (hopefully) smiling as brightly as you were. "Thank you, Noir."
"(Y/N), sit down," Homelander commanded.
Immediately you sat down in your seat, and began opening your new pack of markers. Just as Homelander began speaking, you looked back to Noir and saw that he was holding up a small piece of paper with writing on it.
Squinting your eyes, you read it as best as you could:
'Do you wanna go to the movies with me?'
Nodding your head, you gave him another smile that made his heart feel lighter than it had in years.
Finally, he thought, they're mine.

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Black Noir List:
Reactions:
Cuteness Overload
Plushie Maker!S/o
Headcanons:
Payback Dating Hcs
Spicy Alphabet (18+)
Stories:
A Touch of Comfort
A Break From the Noir
Allergic Reaction
Supe!Reader in The Boys
Various/Mentioned:
questiom question how do u think black noir ii would react to a jealous reader regarding his past relationship???(if u can it even call it that considering how one sides it was😭😭😭😭) with sage???
also thank you for being of the few people who write for black noir!!!!
bad idea
a/n: you’re very welcome anon!! i absolutely love writing for both noirs and plus i experienced this first hand…
info: gender-neutral reader, noir ll being an idiot about emotions (of course), reader implied to apart of the seven, reader being rightfully selfish in a way, small mention of og noir because i miss him…
... FOR THE WRITERS <3
Not all of the people reading your x reader fics have white skin
Just a gentle reminder before you write characteristics that assume whiteness and exclude your black/indigenous/poc supporters-specifically in 'x reader' works.
I love and appreciate writers, but this is a recurring avoidable issue (going on for decades now).
"your dusky pink nipples" "your face turned just as red as his" "he could see the blush on your face" “your cheeks furiously blushed” “your ears burn bright red” “The look in your reddened face” “your knuckles white with effort” “bruised purple against your light skin”
Describing the physical feeling instead of the visual change helps include your readers while also elevating your writing IMO.
Anyone can say "Your cheeks turned red with embarrassment" or "Your face flushed" but wouldn't you rather say "A burning heat rushed across your face, from your neck to the tip of your nose, prickling right underneath the surface. You look anywhere but him, hoping your newfound interest in the buildings ceiling tiles will ease the fire tightening beneath your skin" And instead of the other character pointing out that the readers face is red, they can point out the obvious flustered facial expression/body language.
If you want your reader insert to have white/fairskin, then just label them white!reader or put the mention in the warnings/summary.
↪I have reached out to writers I favored/supported before and sometimes I have been met with severe hostility and defensiveness. I often wonder if people are doing this purposefully or for some reason think only white people read their fanfics (?)-if that's the case then be upfront and label your reader inserts as white!reader or something PLEASE. It’s gotten to the point where I feel like black women and other POC aren’t wanted or considered in these fandoms because it comes off like that in your writing. If you need a different motivation, just know you're missing out on more interactions, reblogs, and a bigger reader base. I don’t know why white is the default for so many writers in unspecified x reader/reader insert fics-the people on your blog following, reading, and supporting you aren’t all white and fair-skinned.
I am not talking about OC fics or fics where race/skintone is x specified in summary or warnings. This is specifically about unspecified "x reader" where whiteness is assumed as the default
Put in the comments good replacements for writers to use!
AU in which Noir isn’t actually dead he just let everyone in The Seven think he died and left Vought to live a happy domestic life with reader because that’s what he DESERVES.
i cant believe the boys ends tomorrow

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what have you gotten into now?
black noir 1 hcs : cuz i totally don’t miss earving or anything … (◞‸◟,)
2 sfw , 2 nsfw
earving likes to pay for everything. and i mean everythinggg. your new set of nails? that new two piece you wanted? he’ll tap his card without even thinking! he’s a sucker for his pretty girl, that’s for sure.
earving is very very touchy. whether it be a hand on your waist while you two are at a premiere or his hand on your head as he pulls you closer into a hug. he wants to keep his baby close, that’s all.
earving loves oral. doesn’t matter if its him receiving or giving, it’s his favorite. partially (completely) because he likes seeing how you react. your body, your facial expressions, all of it. his sensitive little bun is just so cute!
earving’s all time favorite position is mating press. or missionary. or- he just can’t make up his mind! anything that involves you two being reaaal close is fine by him.
🖤 Black Noir Headcanons
Black Noir communicates mostly through body language, head tilts, staring, nodding, and somehow everyone around him learns what he means.
He remembers tiny details people don’t expect him to notice:
your favorite snack
which side of the couch you sit on
when you said you were tired three weeks ago
He walks so silently that people stop reacting and just accept he appears places like a haunted house ghost.
Despite looking intimidating, he secretly likes routines. Same breakfast. Same training times. Same places.
If he trusts someone, he’ll start sitting closer to them without saying anything. That’s basically his version of affection.
He doesn’t interrupt. If you rant for an hour, he’ll just sit there listening and occasionally nod.
If you hand him something small you thought he’d like, he keeps it way longer than expected.
His room is surprisingly organized. Everything has a place.
He’s protective in quiet ways:
standing between you and crowds
opening doors
noticing when people make you uncomfortable
He gives off scary energy but has oddly polite habits.
If someone insults him, there’s like a 50/50 chance he either ignores it completely or remembers it forever.
He likes being included even if he doesn’t talk much.
He’d absolutely sit next to someone doing their own thing and consider that quality time.
If he laughs, it’s rare enough that people stop what they’re doing.
He doesn’t ask for help easily and would rather disappear for a while than admit something bothered him.
If he trusts his lover enough to remove the mask around them, that’s huge for him — not dramatic, just quiet trust.
Relationship vibe with him: 🖤 silent company 🖤 protective presence 🖤 noticing details 🖤 emotional support through existing nearby authors note: i pulled this out my ass because I'm going on vacation