Kinami ❧

Earving

VS

Justin

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-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Black Noir X Gender Neutral Reader From The Boys Fandom-

Summary: Black Noir wasn't the only unusual supe in the Seven anymore and he wanted your attention.

(The reader is gender-neutral. The ethnicity/race is preferably Black/POC. )

The long droning sound of Homelander was something that the mute supe had accustomed himself to a long time ago. Fussing at the team over miniscule things, him and Maeve making snide remarks to each other, and bullying the Deep. This was a normal everyday thing that Black Noir was used to hearing. What he wasn't used to was you.

"(Y/N)!" Homelander's voice rang loudly in the room, bringing everyone's attention towards you. "What the fuck are you doing? Did you hear anything I said?"

"Yes, sir," you responded, nodding your head, while keeping your eyes focused on the picture you were coloring in your coloring book.

"Really?" Homelander asked, his eyebrows raised and his face sporting a sardonic smile towards you that you missed. "What did I say? Just now?"

Homelander, The Deep, Black Noir, Queen Maeve, A-Train, and Starlight all sat in silent surprise as you recounted word for word what Homelander said in the meeting, while not lifting your eyes up from your book once. While the others watched in surprise and wondered if Homelander was going to snap at you for your inability to fully focus on him, Black Noir watched you with fascination. You were weird, he realized. Another stranger among the Supe's...like me. He had forgotten what your power was long ago, only knowing that the relaxation of coloring helped you control it, and he began wondering how to get to know you better.

"Is that all, sir," you asked Homelander, finally lifting your eyes up from your book.

The supe was silent for a few seconds as he didn't know what to say, not expecting you to actually recite everything. Finally with a stammer, he spoke again, "I,uh,...yes, it is. Keep...paying attention." He awkwardly looked around at the others before continuing to speak, turning back to the windows with his hands held behind his back, his heroic stance and persona was back on display for all to see.

Would a date work? Noir wondered, his hand was still moving on the paper, while his gaze remained on you. No, they're like me. That wouldn't work. Or a specific type of date. Maybe I'll ask them to go to the movies with me. That would be good. Everyone loves movies. I need to do something to get their attention, first. Noir had been so deep in his thoughts that he didn't even realize the meeting had ended, and before he knew it, he saw you, along with the others, standing up from your seat, pack of markers and coloring book protectively held to your chest, as you left the room and immediately he knew what he should do to get your attention.

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The next day as everyone, including you, entered the meeting room, it wasn't a surprise to see Black Noir already there. He was sitting in his usual seat with a sketchbook and pen laid out on the table.

Being polite, you waved at him like you usually do whenever you see him. "Hi Noir," you greeted him, smiling.

Like he always does, he waved back to you, but instead of going back to his sketchbook like he usually does, he then pointed to your end of the table, where you usually sat.

Looking there, you let out a small gasp and hurried your way to the seat, and when you looked down at the table, an even brighter smile came upon your face.

You didn't know how he knew, but you were almost done with your current coloring book, and was going to get a new one, but Noir had been nice enough to get one for you. Laid out on the table was a large coloring book with a new pack of markers next to it. "Is this for me?" You asked him, wanting to be sure as you dropped your old one onto the table and picked up the new book.

Nodding wordlessly, he gestured for you to inspect the book as much as you wanted and you hurriedly opened the book, flipping the pages quickly in awe. It was a fantasy creature themed book and every page had a different creature for you to color in, from griffins and dragons to fairies and mermaids. It was something you would definitely be having fun coloring.

"Okay team, sit down and listen up," Homelander yelled entering the room.

Usually his orders and obnoxious personality would immediately make you irritated but Noir's gift had your heart soaring, and placing the book back down on the table, you looked at him again. Even though his face was covered, you had the suspicion that he was (hopefully) smiling as brightly as you were. "Thank you, Noir."

"(Y/N), sit down," Homelander commanded.

Immediately you sat down in your seat, and began opening your new pack of markers. Just as Homelander began speaking, you looked back to Noir and saw that he was holding up a small piece of paper with writing on it.

Squinting your eyes, you read it as best as you could:

'Do you wanna go to the movies with me?'

Nodding your head, you gave him another smile that made his heart feel lighter than it had in years.

Reactions:

Cuteness Overload

Plushie Maker!S/o

Headcanons:

Payback Dating Hcs

Spicy Alphabet (18+)

Stories:

A Touch of Comfort

A Break From the Noir

Allergic Reaction

Supe!Reader in The Boys

also thank you for being of the few people who write for black noir!!!!

bad idea

a/n: you’re very welcome anon!! i absolutely love writing for both noirs and plus i experienced this first hand…

info: gender-neutral reader, noir ll being an idiot about emotions (of course), reader implied to apart of the seven, reader being rightfully selfish in a way, small mention of og noir because i miss him…

Not all of the people reading your x reader fics have white skin

Just a gentle reminder before you write characteristics that assume whiteness and exclude your black/indigenous/poc supporters-specifically in 'x reader' works.

I love and appreciate writers, but this is a recurring avoidable issue (going on for decades now).

"your dusky pink nipples" "your face turned just as red as his" "he could see the blush on your face" “your cheeks furiously blushed” “your ears burn bright red” “The look in your reddened face” “your knuckles white with effort” “bruised purple against your light skin”

Describing the physical feeling instead of the visual change helps include your readers while also elevating your writing IMO.

Anyone can say "Your cheeks turned red with embarrassment" or "Your face flushed" but wouldn't you rather say "A burning heat rushed across your face, from your neck to the tip of your nose, prickling right underneath the surface. You look anywhere but him, hoping your newfound interest in the buildings ceiling tiles will ease the fire tightening beneath your skin" And instead of the other character pointing out that the readers face is red, they can point out the obvious flustered facial expression/body language.

If you want your reader insert to have white/fairskin, then just label them white!reader or put the mention in the warnings/summary.

↪I have reached out to writers I favored/supported before and sometimes I have been met with severe hostility and defensiveness. I often wonder if people are doing this purposefully or for some reason think only white people read their fanfics (?)-if that's the case then be upfront and label your reader inserts as white!reader or something PLEASE. It’s gotten to the point where I feel like black women and other POC aren’t wanted or considered in these fandoms because it comes off like that in your writing. If you need a different motivation, just know you're missing out on more interactions, reblogs, and a bigger reader base. I don’t know why white is the default for so many writers in unspecified x reader/reader insert fics-the people on your blog following, reading, and supporting you aren’t all white and fair-skinned.

I am not talking about OC fics or fics where race/skintone is x specified in summary or warnings. This is specifically about unspecified "x reader" where whiteness is assumed as the default

black noir 1 hcs : cuz i totally don’t miss earving or anything … (◞‸◟,)

2 sfw , 2 nsfw

earving likes to pay for everything. and i mean everythinggg. your new set of nails? that new two piece you wanted? he’ll tap his card without even thinking! he’s a sucker for his pretty girl, that’s for sure.

earving is very very touchy. whether it be a hand on your waist while you two are at a premiere or his hand on your head as he pulls you closer into a hug. he wants to keep his baby close, that’s all.

earving loves oral. doesn’t matter if its him receiving or giving, it’s his favorite. partially (completely) because he likes seeing how you react. your body, your facial expressions, all of it. his sensitive little bun is just so cute!

🖤 Black Noir Headcanons

Black Noir communicates mostly through body language, head tilts, staring, nodding, and somehow everyone around him learns what he means.

He remembers tiny details people don’t expect him to notice:

your favorite snack

which side of the couch you sit on

when you said you were tired three weeks ago

He walks so silently that people stop reacting and just accept he appears places like a haunted house ghost.

Despite looking intimidating, he secretly likes routines. Same breakfast. Same training times. Same places.

If he trusts someone, he’ll start sitting closer to them without saying anything. That’s basically his version of affection.

He doesn’t interrupt. If you rant for an hour, he’ll just sit there listening and occasionally nod.

If you hand him something small you thought he’d like, he keeps it way longer than expected.

His room is surprisingly organized. Everything has a place.

He’s protective in quiet ways:

standing between you and crowds

opening doors

noticing when people make you uncomfortable

He gives off scary energy but has oddly polite habits.

If someone insults him, there’s like a 50/50 chance he either ignores it completely or remembers it forever.

He likes being included even if he doesn’t talk much.

He’d absolutely sit next to someone doing their own thing and consider that quality time.

If he laughs, it’s rare enough that people stop what they’re doing.

He doesn’t ask for help easily and would rather disappear for a while than admit something bothered him.

If he trusts his lover enough to remove the mask around them, that’s huge for him — not dramatic, just quiet trust.

thinking about that scenario where the reader finds out Noir is dead from Noir II and you're forced to be around Justin while you're still grieving (because you still live in yours and Earving's shared apartment in The Tower and Justin has moved in with you, and maybe because your relationship with Noir was public and you have to keep up appearances) and you eventually develop feelings for Justin even tho you feel guilty about it for a long time, but you do end up together.

but then what if the reader (or Justin, who tells the reader) finds out Earving isn't actually dead and he's been with The Boys this whole time and you're so happy he's alive (you're mad that he didn't tell you that he wasn't dead, but he was doing it for your safety) and you're of course still in love with Earving but you tell him (while feeling so guilty) that you started seeing someone else (and Justin is there when the two of you reunite because he flew you over to meet with him).

Earving is so sad but he does understand even tho he doesn't want to, he takes one look at Justin and he gets it... Justin is everything Earving isn't, he has no scars, he can actually talk, he can probably better protect you, and he doesn't seem to have any of Earving's "weird" quirks (also the fact that Justin is closer in age to you. Earving was never insecure about your age difference but seeing you with someone that's closer in age to you makes him wonder). Earving just wants you to be happy even tho he hates that out of all people it's his replacement that started dating you (he hated when he found out Homelander replaced him in the first place). He either signs or writes on his notepad to tell you that it's okay, besides he doesn't want to get you wrapped up in what he's been doing anyways. You want to be with Earving again so badly, but at the same time your feelings for Justin are real and that would be so unfair to him. You don't know what to do.

And this whole time Justin has been looking at the two of you, the way you embraced each other, the way you look at each other, and thinking the same way Earving was thinking. He doesn't see the fact that Earving has scars and can't talk as bad things (he actually thinks Earving looks good even with the scars), because he's heard the way you talk about him with so much love in your eyes and he feels like he's gotten to know not just you but also Earving on a deep level. Justin has been working so hard to embody the original Noir even since he got this job, he feels like he really knows not just the character, but also the man behind the mask and it's all because of you.

And then Justin tells you that he thinks you should stay with Earving, that you should go with him instead of going back to the Tower. But then Earving is waving his hands and he writes on his notepad (so Justin can understand) that it's safer for you to be with Justin. Justin says that he wouldn't feel right, that you are Earving's partner and have been for years, so it'd feel wrong (even tho he's super in love with you and hasn't built up the courage to tell you that). Earving just shakes his head and points back at his notepad.

You feel so overwhelmed and maybe you don't mean to say this out loud but you do, you say, "I wish I could just have you both." And both Noirs look at you like you have two heads, but then they look at each other and it's almost like they're communicating telepathically even tho that's definitely not either one of them's power. Earving is the first one to say something, writing on his notepad just the word "Maybe." And Justin hesitates and then says that that could work. You're confused until it clicks that those two just agreed to both be your boyfriends at the same time.

They agree that you're still going to live in The Tower with Justin until further notice but you now have Earving's new phone number so you can text him all you want, and you can also meet up with Earving, whether it be at an abandoned building like the one you're in now or if you're able to get a hotel without being recognized. The three of you also agree that if this doesn't work out, if one of the Noirs can't handle this or if you change your mind, then you are going to have to choose but you hope it never comes to that.

Your relationship with them is working out greatly, you can tell when one of them gets jealous, able to smell the other man on you, but it's only been a benefit to you. You realize you like when they get jealous of each other, the way they get possessive when you're back in the other's arms. Neither of them had seen each other since that day, occasionally they'll ask about each other but that was it, but then one day Justin asks you if he can visit Earving with you next time and you're confused, but then he tells you he wants to get his opinion on something specific about the character of Black Noir. So you agree and you text Earving about it and he takes a while to answer but he agrees also. When the three of you meet up in a hotel, Justin asks if he can talk to Earving privately and that it would just take a minute, which confuses you but you say sure and you go off and wait in the bathroom. It takes more than a minute, but then Justin calls you back into the bedroom portion of the suite and you immediately discover that he did not want to talk about Black Noir with Earving, he wanted to ask him if the three of you could do something together, as a surprise to you. You've never been happier about something in your life.

This happens many more times, much to your delight. You could tell the first time that the two were almost competing with each other, you could feel the possessiveness radiating off of them. But they've gotten better about it, not that you were complaining. In the beginning, it seemed like the two of them were avoiding even looking at each other at all costs, but they've gotten more comfortable with each other as time went on. There was a time, the last time, where Earving laid a hand on the back of Justin's neck to bring him down towards a certain part of you and Justin had grabbed onto Earving's leg, maybe for support. Although it was just for your benefit, it still drove you crazy just seeing them interact like that, even if it wasn't something that big. You're also pretty sure when the three of you were snuggled up afterwards that Earving laid an arm across you to lay a hand on Justin's waist. When you glanced up at Earving from where you were laying your head against his chest, you're pretty sure you could see him looking over at Justin and you wondered if Justin was looking back at him.

Things start getting crazy with the whole Homelander stuff (including Soldier boy being back, which scares you because you know what he did to Earving). Thankfully no one ever tells Soldier Boy that you were (are) Earving's partner and he doesn't say anything about Justin, tho he does throw him dirty looks every time he sees him. You hear about the internment camps, the virus, something called V1, and you don't know what's going on and you're so afraid for both of your boyfriends, but Earving assures you that he's okay and The Boys are trying to fix everything.

Justin is also fine, though getting more and more displeased with this job to the point where he's been secretly auditioning for a play, which he tells you about. And then he comes to you crying one day and he tells you that the Deep killed the director of the play just because Justin got the part and now the whole play is off. It reminds you so much of what Earving went through with Soldier Boy and you tell Justin to go talk to him.

You don't expect Justin to call you one day and tell you to pack a bag for the two of you and to meet him and Earving some place (his voice sounds so serious and you know this isn't one of your normal meetups). You do as he says and when you get there, you realize that Earving has convinced Justin to join him and The Boys. They're not sure about Justin at first (which is how you imagine they felt about Earving too) but then Justin and Starlight bond over their hatred of the Deep. Justin wants revenge for what he did, but both Earving and Annie calm him down and tell him that the time will come. The group is also not sure about you either, but then they realize you're just a regular person. You were also afraid that they'd judge you for your relationship with both Noirs, but then the one they call Frenchie says that he was in a relationship like that one time and he starts to describe all the benefits of poly relationships with very flowery language and then he starts getting into too much intimate detail and the others stop him. No one brings it up again.

You're not much help to the team besides being moral support, but that's enough for the others and it's more than enough for the Noirs. The others do teach you have to defend yourself, how to shoot a gun, though. Things start going down, Homelander getting the V1, Sage joining the group, Frenchie recreating Soldier Boy's anti-V blast with Kimiko, and then Homelander shows up at the base and you and the two other women there are shoved into a zinc vent, and you're so scared for the Noirs and Frenchie but then when you three get out, you discover that they were able to get away and cause a distraction that diverted Homelander away from you three.

And after Kimiko's blast is perfected, The Boys and the Noirs decide to storm the White House to get to Homelander. They tried to tell you to stay back, but there was no way you'd just let them go on this suicide mission by themselves. And so, you all go. When you infiltrate the White House, you end up split into groups. You guys come across the Deep, and Starlight and Justin take one look at each other and both fly straight at him, taking him far away to fight (and kill) him. The rest of you, minus Butcher and Kimiko, end up with Oh-Father. You, Hughie, and MM shooting at him did nothing, except for when Hughie fogged up the room, and Earving fights Oh-Father, killing him.

There's a blast in the distance and your group gets to the Oval Office, just in time to see Butcher beating a de-powered Homelander. Homelander sees Earving and begs for him to help but Earving just flips him off. Starlight and Justin get back just in time to see Butcher kill Homelander.

When that's all over, everyone settles, finally able to rest and relax. Everyone moves on with their lives. And you, Earving, and Justin move into an apartment together. Earving and Justin have really warmed up to each other. You three have a talk one day and you all decide that it won't be that the two supes are dating you, but that the three of you would be all dating each other. You grin so wide that your cheeks hurt when you finally get to see the two of them kiss, especially seeing the way the two of them melt into it. You were so nervous when you initially brought it up that they wouldn't be into it, but they most definitely are.