this is not an exit

i could blog better than this but i won't

who made him master of tickets anyway

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

“indeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high school” oh my god

Can't wait to run across this drama summarised in a three hour video essay

do care did ask plus i love u :)

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by