it is a serious thing just to be alive / on this fresh morning

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s his daily commute.

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

The thing about Tumblr switching from the notes metric to showing the individual breakdown of replies, reblogs, and likes is that it's a standard feature of every other social media site that definitely makes more sense, but it doesn't actually add any utility and at this point it's such an ingrained part of the platform's culture that changing it gives off "staff is trying to look busy at work" vibes.