tragic

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

ill be in the kitchen making evil meals 

men at a sports bar when the big game is on

You do not get to take someone else’s OCs for yourself just because you don’t like how their creator is treating them.

Oh yeah I want my blorbos to be happy!! First thing's first, though, *Puts them in horribly mentally damaging scenarios that they may never truly recover from*

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as "fuck it we ball"

when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment

…. oh. I’m sorry. I’ll just sit in that corner over there… *sulks and grows mushrooms on my back*

what the fuck

my favorite episode of the twilight zone is the one with the prairie woman who has tiny fuck freaks running around her house but then the twist is the fuck freaks are actually humans in space suits and SHE’S the giant fuck freak