UNBREAKABLE

     ❛twenty nine          with shoes that         light up. you’re truly an icon.❜

“Pfft- totally. A fashion icon. Amirite?”

   ‘ …. yes. i remember.         excellent evasion, by the way,           but REALLY. your name? — ‘

“Thanks, it helps to think of leprechauns while I do it.            ...Schmidt. ”

  “I don’t think you can DO that.                         it has a collar.” 

“But he was just sitting there, on somebody’s porch...with a leash-             Oh no I think I just stole a dog.”

“Polka dots are better than anything. But gray & black can be nice too if it isn’t BORING.”

“True. But I still prefer yellow.     And pink! I love pink.”

      ‘ …. i see. do you make a                habit of LYING to your employers?? — ‘

“You’re my first employer.   Do you remember? Because you said  ‘Do you understand the concept of employment?’   and I said ‘Nope’ and offered you a gummy shark. ”

Get to know me meme - [3/10] female characters - Kimmy Schmidt ↳ I’m not stranger danger. I’m a stranger danger ranger!

                    ‘ of course you are!                                now, your name is Kimmy…                                  what was the last name, again? — ‘

“Kimmy Smith. Is me. I am...Kimmy Smith.”

                                    ‘ just take care to walk on the SIDEWALK,                                               & not the ROAD, would you?? — ‘

To prove this, she throws him a gang sign that she watched on MTV in the  early nineties. 

     ‘ FINE. i will deal with the list. & you can              attempt to redeem yourself & walk the dogs. — ‘

                          Nice save.

——- and no, thankyou, i’ll pass.— ‘

      “ You know, you shouldn't do that.       Cyndee once cried into our food and it      tasted gross. But fine, Mr. Grumpypants.                            I understand.       Also I tried to find what you asked me to     get you, but honestly I don’t understand                          half of this list.”

  ‘ ….. do you not understand          the concept of employment?— ‘

“NOPE!                 ---- Do you want a gummy shark?”

     she isn’t sure why, but now, she      r e a l l y wants to get kimmy to       say a curse word.

“Fuck.”