Ohagi & headcanons

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Kaigaku vs Zenitsu: Mutual Crush

- No doubt the tension between the two is taken to a whole other level when they realize they’ve both set their eyes on the same person. Lightning practically shoots through the air when they meet each other’s gaze in the presence of their shared romantic interest.

- Kaigaku’s merciless lashings towards Zenitsu would only increase in violence, but to his surprise and immense irritation, the latter would stubbornly stand his ground and dig his feet in to fight for their crush’s right to choose who deserves to be with them. (Perhaps it is this selfless focus on someone other than himself that gives Zenitsu the strength to push back against his rival when he’d otherwise accept blatant defeat.)

- Their feuding would likely spark an intensity in their attempts to court their crush in hopes to win their favor before the other. It may very well end up overwhelming the poor subject with how frantic and hasty they’re getting whisked around between the two!

- If they were to fall in love with Kaigaku, Zenitsu would naturally be a bit crestfallen, but he wouldn’t fight it. He had generally believed they would never pick him anyways, but he still can’t deny his disappointment that someone as wonderful as them would choose to be with someone as terrible as Kaigaku. He’ll accept their decision, but he’ll still be wary of him hurting them.

- If they were to fall in love with Zenitsu, Kaigaku would be bewildered. His fury would increase two-fold, but he would continue to bottle it inside and lash out at his rival whenever they came into contact. After his loss, Kaigaku would likely separate himself far from the two of them, throwing himself into wholly achieving his original goal of becoming a pillar of the Demon Slayers.

- If they were to pick both...this would spell disaster. Having to share what he believes should only be his--especially someone he believes to be so far below him as Zenitsu--would have Kaigaku constantly in a state of agitation. His deep-rooted insecurities already lie with feeling recognized, so if he feels he’s somehow not good enough for his partner on his own, he’ll never be able to feel at peace with the relationship.

  And with Kaigaku always around to assert his dominance and push him away, Zenitsu would never be able to feel at ease enough to properly express any of his affections with his partner, leaving him to feel overall suppressed and neglected. Zenitsu already believes himself to not be anyone of meaningful worth so without the proper nurturing and encouragement he needs from a caring partner, he’ll continue to be trapped in that state of thought and never get the chance to grow beyond his weaker self.

Of course~! I honestly get so thrilled to get to write for the characters that hardly get any attention, so I was so excited to finally write for my first Himejima request!

Himejima Gyoumei

When his s/o first tells him the news, he gently weeps tears of joy for the start of their growing family.

Almost instantly he’ll want to go to the temple to send his prayers to the gods watching to thank them for such a precious gift of life, and to wish for a safe delivery and healthy child.

It’s obvious to everyone just how high in spirits he is, as the smile almost never leaves his face, and his countenance seems alight with a renewed vigor to take down all the demons causing harm in the world and create a safe place for his beloved and future child.

He becomes such a softie about preparing their little nest for the new baby, getting genuinely excited to provide new clothes and necessities needed to welcome the bundle of joy when they’re finally born.

The most attentive and reassuring presence throughout his s/o’s entire pregnancy and afterwards. Any sign of struggle and he’s quick to help them with an efficient smoothness that makes them feel that everything is always at ease when he’s around.

Pampers his beloved as well, only wanting to make their burdens less than they need to be. Expect lots of baths, foot massages, and delicious, well-balanced meals any time they need. Even without them realizing it!

He enjoys nothing more than gently resting a broad palm to his lover’s round belly, a smile of pure joy settled upon his lips as he brings a tender cheek to feel the thrilling signs of the precious life he and his s/o created inside them.

Almost seems to become even more affectionate, placing kisses upon their temple and supporting them close to his frame with a strong arm. He just cant help but feel a rush of happiness every time he sees his s/o knowing that she is carrying their child.

I’m so sorry I don’t write specifically male readers, but I can do gender neutral at least for sfw scenarios!

Happy Birthday to my dear Capricious friend @akaza-s-bitch~!

Zenitsu is actually all of us and Zenitsu haters are too terrified to accept it

Honestly, mood.

The baby morphed spider chimera? NO, I AM SO SORRY I AM OUT.

A crab-walking tongue demon coming after you on all fours? GOOD-BYE.

Inosuke hanging from the ceiling like a terror from your worst nightmares? My soul finally understands the true suffering it is to be Zenitsu every day.

Anon I have no idea what this means but please know that it wholeheartedly made me wheeze out loud and is probably my favorite ask to date

Although hemp was widely grown throughout Japan since it’s earliest inhabited periods, Japanese use for it was solely for it’s fibers and use as a medicine to relieve pain and insomnia. It’s speculated that the lower class commoners may have smoked it due to it being freely available, but generally if one were to become intoxicated for personal leisure, sake was the substance of choice!

That being said, drunk Sabito is probably even more of a Spartan than his usual self, subjecting all those around him to spontaneous and intense training sessions to become ‘real men.’

At least his rambunctiousness makes for a lively and entertaining evening!

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Uzui Tengen:- “The hell you are! Are you crazy? You could’ve gotten yourself killed with such a stunt like that!”- Flamboyant or not, he’s going to scold you for having taken such impulsive action. He may be incessant with his berating lecture, but it’s only because he’s seriously worried about you.- Don’t even think for a moment he’s going to let his eyes off of you for a single moment for a long while after that, even once you’ve fully recovered. He’s taking no chances for something like that to happen again, mark his words.

Obanai Iguro:- “What were you thinking Y/N?! Only an idiot would do something as foolish as that! You should’ve let me protect you and stayed out of harms way!”- He’s frantically looking you over and assessing the damages, while lashing out at you for your actions. He’s genuinely terrified for your well-being and fully blames himself for not being able to dispose of the enemy fast enough.- He spends the next several weeks carrying this internal burden as he throws himself fully into intense training and perilous missions, all with the hopes of becoming even stronger so next time he’ll definitely be able to protect you.

Sanemi Shinazugawa:- “Oi, what the hell do you think you’re doing?! 'Ok’ my ass--you nearly got yourself killed idiot!! I had it all under control, why the hell did you get in the way?!”- His words cut harshly, but he’s positively seething at himself for nothing being able to protect you. He let another person dear to him get hurt, and it was absolutely unforgivable.- He’ll sulk from a distance, believing that as long as he’s far away from you he won’t put you in any more danger, but he still watches over you diligently when he thinks you’re not aware.