where believers concede

My PIN number to this day is my second grade best friends birthday. There are people I don’t talk to anymore whose families are still in my prayers. There are shirts I wear to bed from exes of 8 years ago who are married now with kids. And I haven’t found a macaroni salad recipe better than my college boyfriend’s moms’. Our lives are made up of so many people and when people become parts of our lives, some parts remain long after they leave. And in the same exact way, it’s comforting to know there are so many lives you’re still a part of that you have no idea about.

You will get through this. Take it one day at a time.

hmm. hm. think i will spend my entire life devoted to creating art and being as kind as i possibly can

Dude imagine how much you’d hate apes if a witch cursed you so that anytime you ate, anywhere from 1-3 small-medium sized monkeys or chimps would limply reach for whatever it was you were eating. Can you even imagine? What a life.

I don’t know but is this an analogy for the early stages of parenthood? Like toddlers and small children?

No I was just thinking like, what if you constantly had to deal with monkey poop fingers brushing by your chin and sometimes going into your mouth when you were eating. And like climbing on the counter to get away from them, and like sometimes they’d make you drop your hoagie on the sidewalk and you’d do a Charlie Brown wail. Like you would be so miserable. It’s such a good idea for a curse. And what’re you gonna do? Hurt the monkeys? Then you’re a guy who harms animals. You’d be ostracized and feel awful. Besides the minute you stop eating they run away. They’re gone. I could perfectly imagine monkeys existing for this sole purpose.

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim