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Jeongin: *tying his blanket around his shoulders* Of course I can fly- I have a cape! Now where are the stairs that lead up to the roof?

- snack

- whole meal

- appetizer

- breakfast

- lunch

- dinner

- hors d'oeuvre (he can't pronounce it but tries anyway)

- cheese platter

- ramen bowl

Jisung: Yes, my favorite color is green. What shade, you ask? Well, I prefer a kale-and-kermit smoothie over anything else.

Jisung: Hey Minho, fist bump!

Minho: Ew, no.

Jisung: *thinking* Uhh- hey you wanna punch my knuckles?

Minho: Gladly, loser.

Jeongin: Hey, Dad, I'm heading home now. Do you need me to pick up anything from the store?

Chan: Nothing much, son- just some dop-Ted.

Jeongin: What's a dop Ted?

Jeongin: *sniffs* Who ate all my candy?

Felix: *wiping sugar off his fingers* Uhh.. ninjas.

Jeongin: But I didn't see them?

Someone: Oh my god, I love your hair!

haha yeah boyfriend vibes, baby boy culture, and big d*ck energy are great but-

Jisung: Hey, Jeongin, want some eggnog? It has a special little "kick" ;)

Chan: And, as I always say, quality over quantity!

Jeongin: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Chan: The only bags I have are the bags under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Interviewer: And Woojin, how are you today?

Hyunjin: *looks Changbin deeply in the eyes, smiles*

Changbin: *blushes* Are we- Are we having a moment?

Hyunjin: I think we are.

Seungmin: Let me run, let me run, let me run along with you...

Jeongin: You ever wonder what Minho-hyung's thinking when he gets that really intense look on his face?

Seungmin: He's probably thinking of ways to kill us all with a spork.

Felix: *sees JYP* AAAAHHH a disgusting monster!

JYP: *looks around, sees a spider* Omg you're right that is scary!!

Felix, an Australian who gives absolutely zero shits about spiders: Actually, I was talking about y-