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you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

THIS HAS BEEN GETTING NOTES ALL DAY AND I ONLY JUST LEARNED THAT THIS SAYS SHIT AND NOT SHOT

frog on acpc just told me he needed bugs for science like… i know you eat them… its fine i dont mind 

someone tagged this as #tw drama