BoJack Horseman Prompts ;
TW for existentialism, depression, drugs and sex references.
ā Weāre just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. ā
ā Iām responsible for my own happiness?Ā I canāt even be responsible for my own breakfast. ā
ā I know Iām a piece of shit.Ā That at least makes me better than all the other pieces of shit that donāt know theyāre pieces of shit, doesnāt it?Ā Or does it make it worse? ā
ā Youāre a real stupid piece of shit, and everywhere you go you destroy people. ā
ā Of course your mother never loved you.Ā What do you expect? ā
ā Sometimes I have this tiny voice in the back of my head that goes like, āHey, everyone hates you!Ā And theyāre not wrong to feel that way.āā
ā That voice...Ā the one that tells you that youāre worthless and stupid and ugly...Ā it goes away, right? ā
ā Now I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody is gonna love that guy.Ā ā
ā Now if youāll excuse me, I need to take a shower so I canāt tell if Iām crying or not. ā
ā Itās amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say,Ā āYeah!Ā Another day, letās do it!ā--Ā how do people do it?Ā ā
ā Usually when people ask me how Iām doing, the real answer is that Iām doing shitty.Ā But I canāt say Iām doing shitty because I donāt even have a good reason to be doing shitty. ā
ā Itās fine!Ā I mean, itās not--Ā fine, but...Ā itāsĀ fine. ā
ā I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I HATE YOU. ā
ā You not understanding that youāre a horrible person doesnāt make you less of a horrible person. ā
ā Heās so stupid he doesnāt realise how miserable he should be.Ā I envy that. ā
ā Do you think itās too late for me? ā
ā I need you to tell me that Iām good. ā
ā Iām so tired of squinting. ā
ā I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I had just slowly spilled out of me, and now itās all gone, and Iāll never get it back in me.Ā Itās too late. ā
ā Life is a series of closing doors, isnāt it? ā
ā Nobody completes anybody.Ā Thatās not a thing. ā
ā If youāre lucky enough to find someone you can half-way tolerate, you sink your nails in and you donāt let go. ā
ā One day, youāre going to look around and realise that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you.Ā And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.Ā ā
ā Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside. ā
ā That small act of kindness showed me more compassion than my mother gave me her entire goddamn life. ā
ā How hard is it to do something nice for a person? ā
ā Iām your son!Ā All I HAD was you! ā
ā My mother is dead, and everything is worse now. ā
ā Everything is worse now. ā
ā I never hated you, did you hate me?! ā
ā There is no other side.Ā This is it. ā
ā I wish I couldāve known about the view from halfway down.Ā ā
ā If it doesnāt matter, can I stay on the phone with you at least? ā