Sep 19, 2012
2001; High school homeroom - Shane
I notice Shane in the back row, tilting back on his chair as I walk in. I crouch down low to go unnoticed and prepare to pull back on his chair, giving him the fright of his life. It works! His limbs flail wildly as he struggles to regain his balance, I'm crouched behind his chair laughing uncontrollably. As he turns around to face me, I see a spark of mischief in his eyes. He leans back on his chair again, though this time he isn't trying to balance. I realise all too late that he isn't stopping the fall and he and the chair come down hard on me, crushing me under their weight. As I lay trapped, I realise how this was doomed from the beginning...
Me: I've made a terrible mistake...
Shane: hahahahaHA!
