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❝ I'M KATIE KILLJOY & WE'RE HERE LIVE at the sight of the battle where adam firstman has been gutted like a fish by an inexperienced butcher ! consider extermination day CANCELLED , but don't turn off the television set just yet !! --- i've managed to get an exclusive interview with this smelly half pint feline bartender who has all the details. ❞

« THE TELEPROMPTER READS : // NO , SERIOUSLY , HE SMELLS LIKE A MIDWEST COUNTY STATE FAIR. WHAT'S WITH THE STENCH OF BUDLIGHT & DEPRESSION , OLD MAN ? »

a microphone's jabbed towards @gamblins , the news anchor hovering over him with a malicious grin. crimson eyes narrow ( this isn't a suggestion ) it sure would be a shame to get such bad publicity on the hotel after such a win. what a shame it'd be for those deaths to be in vain !

❝ GO ON , don't be shy now ! tell us , how was it being there on the front lines ? i'm sure you still have some adoring fans ... not here but somewhere. HAHA. the people want to know , what does this mean for your little employer ? can we expect to see more of your band of misfits parading about with angel heads on pikes ? ❞

IN THREE TWO ONE ... the duo is seated across from one another in signature red chairs --- it hides the blood ! one long leg's crossed over the other , pointedly pushing breasts together as she leans with a saccharine * & sharp smile.

❝ 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡 : @origiinis has sat down with your host for an exclusive look into his miserable fucking loss against the local ankle - biting janitor. set the record straight first - man , how DID you lose to someone who isn't even dick height ? ❞

bright flashing lights bear down on the pair , WELCOME TO SHOWBIZ , BABY !!! the staff on set had all but attacked him to apply some much needed concealer on those hefty eyebags. really , when's the last time this guy slept ??

« THE TELEPROMPTER READS : // THAT MIGHT FLY FOR HEAVEN , BUT IT WON'T DOWN HERE ! »