what's in your pants uh I mean sorry what's on your birth certificate

what's in your pants wait sorry that was weird of me. what did the doctor decide was in your pants when you were born?

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.

Movie idea: CEO discovers that he's actually an incompetent buffoon and has no useful skills. It's done like a Truman Show-style thing where he slowly realizes from oddities in how people around him behave.

He gains the ability to think critically like this after an accident of some kind

Can we talk about how fandoms turn darkly pathological characters into uwu babygirls? For example Minnie Mouse

sometimes a character is a trans woman but the writers didn't know that so they misgender her and deadname her the entire story. very sad, many such cases

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

just watched the knight that escorted me pick up a maid and twirl her around and carry her back toward the barracks while she giggled and blushed and kicked her legs. fuck my extravagant princess life

in written fiction alone it's probably left handed because few writers would explicitly point out that a character is right handed. but in film and tv you can often see which hand a character writes with so if that counts as canonical then i think there are probably more right handed characters simply because there are more right handed actors

a character being shown using their right hand to do something does not on its own make them right handed. left handed people can use their right hand for things and often are culturally expected to

I have a theory that canonically cisgender characters are actually really really uncommon

this feels like an intentional and obtuse refusal to engage with text and canon as they are actually used. this set of definitions only works as a pedantic watsonian quibble. "you can't prove they're cisgender." that's not how norms work at all, and you know it.

you're making some incorrect assumptions based on things I did not say. my suggestion here is that it is, literally, in the normal sense of the words, rarer for a character to be canonically cisgender than you might expect. for almost all characters it's completely unspecified if they're cis or trans, and for characters where it is specified it's, I believe, not very common to outright confirm in the text that a character is cis

again, that's not how text, canon, or norms work. by that same logic, you could argue that many characters have the superhuman ability to never need to eat or drink unless they want to, or that no women in a given text menstruate. it's an absurd standard for "canon" to only include what's explicitly stated. how many characters in books have you read where it's explicitly established that they were wearing socks? or that glaucomas exists in the world of fhe text? implication is part of canon, snd cultural content and the associated norms inform the text. the sleight of hand here is in shifting the focus on what's assumed and what's not. the way people write fandom wikis is not indicative of what "canon" means culturally.

sorry, to be clear, are you suggesting that a character being cis is something that can be safely assumed unless otherwise specified to the extent that a lack of confirmation whether or not a character is trans counts as a character being "canonically cis"?

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace