B I L L I E | H U D Z

Of course not. I’m.. I can be funny. Sometimes. When it’s appropriate.

here I am!!! a world where I wasn’t allowed to have technology so I HAD to get on it once I had the chance, duuuh. good, because I accidentally logged out the other day and it took me two days to remember my password.

you’d have to be able to catch me first and that’s not likely soooooo, good luck :)))) thanks for the suggestion on a request, too!

TRUE. Can’t believe the Army would deprive you of such joy. Oh my sweet brother, you gotta learn to put your passwords in a note on your phone! That way you never forget. ;)))

Well, in the grand scheme of things, “people don’t completely suck” is definitely one of the, like, better things you can hear people say, you know?  At least the town’s not totally up in flames.  Yet.  It’s nice to meet you, too, Billie!  I’ll totally try and refrain from singing Michael Jackson.  Might fail, but I’ll make an attempt.

See you there, then!

The bumpers might be alright, but I feel like the handrails would just make me look ridiculous. I’ll come and at least give the bowling a try. Thank you, it’s the French spelling. I like that your name ends in an ‘ie’ instead of a ‘y’. Is it short for anything?

Oooo, girl, please never stop singing Hercules to me.

I know, it’s pretty unfair.

Thank you for the clarification. That clears a lot of things up.

.. Yes. That was a joke.

Sure. Anything to make your life easier. 

Welcome to the party, Billie! I haven’t been roller skating since I was a kid.. I can already see myself falling and breaking, like, everything. Bowling sounds pretty good, though. (And safe!)

Wait. Is that.. actually how you’re recommending yourself? That you ‘don’t give a fuck’? How is that supposed to be a desirable quality? So you don’t care about– what, specifically? Your friends? Life? Goals? Personal hygiene? I’m very confused now, because you talk as though you have friends and yet you sound positively awful so I can’t imagine how that’s the case.

No, of course not. We did chemistry while we were doing pushups. Math was for after mess hall.

My friend it’s called a “figure of speech” –- to which I mean that I don’t give a fuck about who people chose to be or what people chose to do. It’s their lives so they should be able to live it. I care about my personal hygiene, friends, family and my life goals. But other people are free to be themselves around me, which makes them want to be my friend –- so I must not be as awful as you think I am, Military Macho Man. 

Are you sureeeeee you’ve heard good things about this Lima Hollow?  Maybe there’s another one somewhere else in the country and that’s the one that has, like, all the cool stuff going for it, because I feel like I’m totally missing something here.  But hi anyway!  I’m Jesi.

I actually happen to LOVE rollerskating even though it doesn’t like me back as much (I’ve had many, many, many the bruises to show for it), so I just might have to hit it up tomorrow night and see!

Y’know, not really. I’ve lived here my whole life and I think the only good things I’ve heard about it is that the people don’t completely suck, which is accurate. Who knows, maybe there’s another one somewhere but we’ve got this one and it’s alright. Jesi, nice to meet you officially, I’m Billie. 

I don’t know that I’ll be coming to the roller rink or bowling alley, just because I know I don’t have the coordination for either one, but it’s nice to meet you. I’m Mathieu Smythe.

BABEEEE! bless your little heart for getting on here. I need so much technological help and we both know mom can’t help me, SO you’ve been chosen, congrats!

so basically what I’m hearing is you’re going to get me in free and I’m going to request all the tunes you hate.

FINNY D, there you are!! I know right, it’s about time. What kind of world are we in where you join some kind of technology before me? You’re doing alright, without me but I’d be happy to help you obviously. 

Mhm, that’s him. Hopefully he’s made a good impression on behalf of the rest of our family. The high school portion wasn’t horrible, actually. They spent more time drilling us in academics than they did running us ragged on the field. Cadet Basic Training once I got to West Point was when it got substantially more intense. ‘Aggressive’ would be a good word too. Still, it was all useful stuff. I’m glad I experienced it.

.. mm. Funny.

Well good enough at least, I haven’t run into any issues with him. But I’m also probably one of the easiest people to get along with just because I don’t give a fuck most of the time. It’s sorta nice to be that way too. –- Huh, sounds interesting I mean at least you still got an education and it wasn’t like they just made you do pushups while you were doing math or some shit. Oh okay, so West Point was the tough times, I’ll be sure to stay away from there. At least you’re glad you experienced it. Can’t complain if that’s the case. 

I think people are familiar with my brother, since he went to high school here. I went to a private school that was ROTC centered, so I wasn’t around.. so I’m afraid I don’t really know any of you.

Hunter Clarington. It’s nice to meet you, Billie.

Drunk bowling sounds.. horribly ill-advised. How do people not get injured constantly?

It’s nice to meet you too, Hunter –- Wait, Clarington...I do know that name. Emmett, right? That makes sense now. I should have recognized the face. ROTC, really? Was it intense? I have this picture in my head of what ROTC is like and it’s very aggressive to say the least. 

.. Hello. Whoever you are, since you didn’t offer a name.

I’m not exactly sure how roller skating and bowling constitutes #thrilling.. but to each their own, I guess.

Billie Hudson, charmed I’m sure –- Sorry, I figured everyone around here already knew who I was. You new around here?