whole lotta people are about to die

                    𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏:  𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞.

            ❝  

                   Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own. Number two.. 

                                                  ❞  

                                                                           — destroyed by alice.

[   𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐍  ➤  muses  from  a  number  of  fandoms  such  as  marvel,  dc,  lucifer,  criminal  minds,  ncis.    adapts  to  many  other  fandoms  to  the  best  of  the  writers  knowledge.]𝙲𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴.

“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”

“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”

“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”

“You’re… good at that.”

“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”

“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”

“You have a lot of experience with this.”

“Do you know what people say about you?”

“You’re just like they said.”

“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”

“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”

“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”

“Am I safe with you?”

“Do you mean that?”

“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”

“What made you get into this/that line of work?”

“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”

“You … you chose me.”

“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”

“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”

“Have you always been like that?”

“That was kind.”

“That was good of you.”

“That was stupid.”

“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”

“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”

“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”

“I wouldn’t be here without you.”

❝ AN ACTRESS? They didn’t tell me you were coming.. I guess you’re the one who’s going to be in my video. ❞

let’s keep it real, there’s not really memes where criminal muses can be unapologetically who they are, so here’s some prompts that can be used as drabbles, as threads, or starters. some of these work for law enforcement muses too!

if ‘your muse’/’my muse’ confuses you, just feel free to edit this and type in the name of the muses for the role you deem appropriate.  

TW: for murder, kidnapping, torture & stalking.

[ new identity ] after a botched job, our muses try to assume a new identity in a new location.

[ bribe ] with good money, my muse convinces your muse to look the other way when it comes to illegal activities.

[ murder ] your muse witnesses my muse committing a murder.

[ who are you? ] my muse (civilian) asks your muse (criminal) about their double life.

[ cleaner ] your muse is a crime affiliated cleaner my muse calls to clear the evidence of a scene.

[ neighbors ] your muse (civilian) lives next door to my muse (criminal). one day, your muse sees something shocking through the window.

[ money’s good ] your muse convinces my muse to do a job with them.

[ wash up ] my muse is caught in the bathroom washing the blood from them by your muse. 

[ massacre ] my muse is the sole survivor of an assassination placed on their family and is taken in by your muse. 

[ sellout ] my muse (civilian) contacts your muse (law enforcement) to provide information on the gangster in their life.

[ knife ] my muse threatens your muse at knifepoint for information. 

[ kidnap ] my muse is abducted by your muse because they belong to a prestigious (crime) family.

[ steal ] your muse steals something from my muse.

[ interrogate ] my muse (law enforcement) interrogates your muse about their crime affiliation.

[ watch out! ]my muse narrowly saves your muse from being shot. 

[ loss ] our muses reconnect during a funeral.

[ hostage ] in a police standoff, my muse holds your muse hostage.

[ hideout ] after a job, our muses lay low in a new town. 

[ getaway ]in the midst of a chase, the car of our muses break down.

[ stalk ] my muse (a detective/a rival criminal) is paid to keep a close eye on your muse (a gangster/a gangster’s significant other/a gangster’s child).

[ work ] your muse works at a business where gangsters frequent. you decide to get closer to my muse, one of the gangsters who come in, to see what really happens in the back.