beware the sass~

#Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For

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a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

Tattoos and less anxiety, that’s all I want

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

I hope you’re applying it to tall trans girls like me

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT PAL

this is so amazing thank you

This is what America should be. Thank you for sharing this, it’s a nice reminder that there is still good in this world.

You can’t tell me shit about black women and music👑

peter parker calling thor “mr. thor” reblog if u agree

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

Dude. You can actually watch him bottle all that up, stick a cork in it, and label it “deal with this never”

#his chest is where he keeps all his repressed feelings that’s why it’s so broad via @coffeeinallcaps

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like