if pain is beauty im a pretty bitch

i’m pregnant and i tell you you’re the father but it’s a lie because i don’t want the real father to have anything to do with the child.

i know you think you’re sly, but i can totally see you watching me get undressed. you want to play games ?? i’ll show you a game.

muse a has been secretly seeing muse b, a family friend’s child, for some time now. they love sneaking around and having intensely intimate moments together in the most inappropriate places at the most inappropriate times, and things are going pretty well, that is, until muse a / b finds out they’re pregnant !!

it’s christmas eve morning and MUSE A’s family is expecting them for dinner, with MUSE B!? they had broken up over 6 month ago, but they didn’t have the nerve to tell their family. in a drunkin panic MUSE A calls MUSE B, begging them to attend this dinner with them and tells them how much they missed them. only for MUSE A to forget they even called, cue MUSE B showing up at their door christmas day with a gift and flowers.. but MUSE A doesn’t remember the phone call, does MUSE A play along and act like they remember just because they need their help, or does MUSE A find themselves right back in love this christmas?

a m/f plot where M and F grew up together in a small southern town, starting as childhood friends and ending up married in their late teen/early 20s. They’re young and naïve though, and getting married wasn’t the wisest decision — especially for F, who’s dreamed of leaving town her entire life to make a name for herself/find success in a big city. It’s F’s desire to leave that causes a rift between her and M, and this rift eventually breaks into a strong divide. With dreams of bigger and better things, F and M unofficially separate, and F moves away, leaving the only home and people she’s ever known. Ten years later, she’s found the success she was looking for. Now a socialite/fashion designer/lawyer etc. (something prestigious), F has moved on with her life and is newly engaged to an equally successful business man. Her past has been completely erased; she’s reinvented herself. The only problem? She must return to her hometown to get M to sign the divorce papers and officially annul their marriage.

it’s the day of your wedding but i can’t let you go through with it because i love you.

muse a and muse b are roommates who constantly pull pranks on one another. from switching one’s coffee with cinnamon to covering their car in silly string to pretending they’re having sex in the other one’s bedroom, they’ve done it all. one day muse b comes home to hear muse a moaning muse b’s name. thinking it’s another prank, muse b goes to find them and congratulate them on the good joke, but it turns out muse a is actually having a good time with themselves as they whimper muse b’s name.

we’re talking about our wildest s.ex moments and i say i was part of a threesome at the back of a movie theater and you say “ wait, that was you ?? ”

this is a holy place, so you better be quiet and respectful while i screw you in the confessional booth.

muse a, a prostitue, falls in love with their most beloved client, muse b. muse b is infatuated with them, but when muse b is given an ultimatum by muse a, muse b originally refuses: they can’t bear to leave their family / significant other for muse a. it isn’t until muse a threatens to blackmail muse b that muse b is forced to reconsider.

my mom said when boys are mean to you it’s because they like you, but i don’t think she also meant that for when they fuck you roughly against a wall in the locker room.

ok ok ok you know what fucking hits though? a prince(ss) x their bodyguard who is also a childhood friend/has always been around and they fight and bicker like siblings EXCEPT for this deep devotion they both have to each other and they assume it's just duty based bc the bodyguard has dedicated their life to protecting them !!! and the prince(ss) sees the bodyguard as ~ theirs ~ but it's all just covering up deep-seeded love for each other and one or both of them is too stupid to see it :' )

plot based on sneak by leon thomas. muse a and muse b are sneaky links. muse b has a man and they tend to come home late from work so to keep themselves entertained they constantly have muse a over during the day, fucking on the furniture and leaving in time before muse b man comes home. muse b even goes as far as saving muse a number as one of their girlfriends. just pure messy and toxic.

tbh give me a “damn you used to be dorky and lame as fuck in high school but now you’re fucking hot and i kinda wanna rip your clothes off but oops i used to make your life a living hell??? pls tell me you accept blowjobs as a form of an apology????” plot thanks

i know you probably don’t know that i have a crush on you, but do you really have to walk around the apartment practically naked ??

this is a library, so you better be quiet while we have sex in the stacks.