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SEBASTIAN: I'm not sure. I mean, I don't need the money that badly. And while I have a more liberal view of the human body and sex than most people, I don't know if I'd want something as amazing as sex to be my day job. Besides, you'd get jealous.~ I know you're not. I'm not blaming you. But part of educating is pointing things out like that. You may be vanilla, but you're anything but boring in the bedroom so it's fine. Kinks are fun and all, but they aren't a requirement. Obviously.

SEBASTIAN: Good plan.

SEBASTIAN: Then I'll send a few your way. You can delete texts, Kurt. If you didn't want them on your phone you can get rid of them completely. Is this your subtle way of saying that you don't want to erase them? Alright, that sounds good to me.

KURT: You could make it your night job though. I wouldn't get jealous. Why would I get jealous? - - okay I would get jealous, but it may be the only porn i'd watch - - I guess...it's interesting being educated. Educate me away. I'm not boring? Well...Thanks?

SEBASTIAN: It's not for everyone, sure. The acting in porn, I mean. But some do it for money. Some do it because they like it. To each their own. I was talking more about the "that's so weird" comment. But it's neither here nor there.

SEBASTIAN: I never said it said anything about you. Interesting assumption though.

SEBASTIAN: What if I kept it PG? There's no "trouble" to be found in shirtless pictures. Though the fact that you're worried about getting in trouble is flattering-- because it means you already know you won't delete them once you get them. What time is best for you? We could do lunch.

KURT: would you do it? If you were into that kind of thing? Not that I can see you acting in Porn, I'm just curious to see if you would be the type to do it. Well...look I'm just not educated in a lot of things. I guess I love what you probably call a vanilla life? I didn't mean to be kink shamming.

KURT: ....I'm just going to stop. And back away. And not continue on with that.

SEBASTIAN: Oh, I know. I was just using that fact to prove my point. Sex is the most primal and natural part of being alive. What's wrong with using your strong suits to please thousands? Daddy kink, Kurt. And infantilism. Let's not kink shame. As far as I'm concerned, as long as you're not into actual infants, animals, or causing nonconsensual bodily harm to others you're in the clear.

SEBASTIAN: You're the one that jumped to the conclusion that I was talking about cheating. Which actually says a lot. More than you probably know.

SEBASTIAN: If you want pictures of me, I can think of way more interesting things to capture than the ridiculous pout that I was planning to use as emotional blackmail. Yours is good.

KURT: But there's the fact that everyone in the world can see it.. I guess I just haven't found a porn that's kept me from thinking too much. I'm not kink shamming! I didn't know Those existed!

KURT: I don't know what you mean...what does it say about me?

SEBASTIAN: You might be the only person in the world who doesn't. There's plenty of Germans and Japanese to make up for the hit to the porn industry. Everyone has sex, Kurt. And the last thing you're supposed to think about while watching porn is parents. Unless you're into that. There's actually a whole sub genre for it.

SEBASTIAN: Yeah sure. Your pretty little prized pony is still more important than I am. I'm a horrible and terrible sin. But that's not going to last. I won't give up.

SEBASTIAN: You are. And if you decline, I'll pout. Then I'll send you pictures. But I see I don't need to bring out the big guns. Your place or mine?

KURT: I'm wasn't saying that Everyone doesn't have sex. I know people have sex regularly. Just filming it and putting it online is another story. ...is there seriously a whole porn section for that? That's just so weird...

KURT:Sebastian. Don't. What makes you so sure that I'm going to cheat on blaine again with you? Who gave you the permission to be so cocky and confident about that?

SEBASTIAN: Is porn cheating too then? Because that's essentially all it'd be. Verbal porn. There's nothing more innocent than porn. Everyone watches it, /especially/ those that insist that they don't.

SEBASTIAN: Can't lie and say that I don't want that. You know that I do. And as much as you try to deny it, I know that you want it too.

SEBASTIAN: We could talk about those lower regions of yours. Or we can talk about the fact that we're hanging out again tomorrow. I need a study buddy and I know you won't let me down.

KURT: /I/ don't watch porn. All I can think of the whole time is about what their mothers must think of them, and I loose interest because suddenly its not as hot anymore. I really don't think its fair to say that Porn is innocent.

KURT: My dick might want it, but I'm above cheating on Blaine again, so as much as I may want it, i'm not going to be giving into that.

SEBASTIAN: Dirty talk isn't cheating, Kurt. Not even if you touch yourself while doing it. It wouldn't be /my/ hand sliding down that perfectly porcelain alabaster skin and curling fingers around your slowly growing and deliciously warm cock. And if you slid that other hand further down between your legs...

SEBASTIAN: That would't be /me/ either, no matter how badly you wanted it to be.

SEBASTIAN: I'm aware that I'm a mean person in most people's eyes, though I prefer "brutally honest and too good for the rest of losers I'm surrounded by." I'm not A. Let's just drop this. It's for the best, and I've got about a million things that would be better to talk about.

KURT: It's cheating to some people, and Blaine would probably be one of those people. I can't just...text you things like that. No matter how um interested my lower regions seem to be..

KURT: So even if I pretended what all of what you just said was you, it wouldn't be you touching me? Because i'm sure that's all you want to do right now.

SEBASTIAN: Does someone have a roleplay kink that they need to talk to me about? Because while I'm sure spandex is "so last season," I could be convinced..

SEBASTIAN: Yeah, sure. I'll treat it like a kiddy pool and remind myself just how shallow those words are. Though don't think I won't remind you of this /when/ that changes.

KURT: While yes I may have the kink, I do not think that it's appropriate to discuss that with you, no matter how honestly appealing all of that may be .

SEBASTIAN: Good. It's bad enough that everyone else thinks that I'm some kind of super villain. You're one of the only people I can stand to be around, I'd hate to lose that because of slander.

SEBASTIAN: At least let me earn my own hatred. I'm plenty good at that on my own.