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Why can't it be a little bit of both? Doing their jobs but then also taking the opportunity to like, think inwards and sit with the idea of being at least a little spicy? Especially after a something like growing up in middle America (lo siento for that, but we probs wouldn't be friends if you grew up here). Call it method modeling or whatever. And wait, are you trying to take credit for Chappell Roan's inspo right now? OMG come to think of it, haven't ever seen you two in the same room.

so you're suggesting they hold space for sexual expression? might not be the worst idea. oh, we all know pink pony club was inspired by yours truly. but it's okay, i don't need the credit. those who know, know.

I think I may have an enemy or three in the area, but until I catch one it's hard to know why. They must know my schedule too because I'm always ordering late night. Wait, I love the dog sign idea. Imagine I said I had a chihuahua at home? Those little shits are scary.

fashion is often provocative. doesn't necessarily mean it has anything to do with what the models are getting up to in their free time. they're just doing their job, wearing the garments given to them. besides, even if they had chosen the outfits themselves, sometimes people that dress the loudest, have the quietest, most boring personal lives. for example, me. this former midwest princess had to turn to fashion for entertainment back in the day - it was either that, or sitting around in a walmart parking lot. those were pretty much the only options we had.

...i'm also not too sure how i feel about being lumped in with every other la twink, but we can move past that.

terrifying. i say go for it. worth a shot, anyway.

I was actually looking forward to those mediocre pastelillos. I haven't seen my usual lady's cart in the neighborhood in weeks.

...actually, don't answer that. i don't think i want to know.

is this a common thing? your stuff getting swiped? might be worth investing in a ring camera. at least that way you'd know who it is, even if you're not quick enough to get to the door in time. or, on the cheaper side... one of those beware of dog signs. even if it's a lie, there's a chance it could still deter someone.