Khali Drae

Hyunjin: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in. Changbin: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this. Hyunjin: Spiders. Jeongin: Wasps. Minho: Terriers. Seungmin: Changbin.

Chan: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Hyunjin: The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.

Minho: How can I communicate to stray cats that I am their ally

Hyunjin: Let’s go watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl Jeongin: okay? Hyunjin: and make out during the scary parts Jeongin: th Jeongin: the scary parts Jeongin: of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Chan: Would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while I’m talking to you? Jeongin, staring dramatically off into the distance: I don’t know what you’re talking about

Chan: I hope you don’t do anything foolish. Jeongin: I hope you’re not hoping too hard.

Chan: Close your eyes, bro Jisung: Okay, bro Chan: What can you see, bro? Jisung: Nothing, bro Chan: That’s how many problems I’d have if you stopped doing stupid shit, bro Jisung: B R O

Changbin: [drops mic after rap battle] [later] Changbin: Hey, um, I dropped a mic earlier and I wanted to check if it was okay. Like, in the moment, I did it for dramatic effect, to get the crowd really wild, but I don’t wanna have a broken mic on my conscience, y'know?

Jisung: I'm a flirting machine with no off button. Seungmin: Hubris will be your downfall. Jisung: Kind of sexy of you to say that.

Jisung: We have fun, don't we Chan? Chan: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Changbin: Hey, what’s the name of that guy we always run into at the supermarket? Seungmin: His dogs’ names are Sprinkles and Boots. Changbin: …That’s not what I asked. Seungmin: That’s the information I have.

Minho: Let me make myself clear: I don’t like you. Chan: Okay, then get off my lap. Minho, not moving: …No.

Felix: Listen, Jeongin, in this universe, it's either yeet or be yeeten. Jeongin: I'm literally begging you to stop.

Jeongin: It’s times like this when I wish I’d listened to what Chan told me. Seungmin: Why, what did he tell you? Jeongin: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.

Chan: Okay, if everyone’s finished being stupid-- Hyunjin: I had more, but you go ahead.

Jisung: Hey, Felix. Jisung: If I could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing I’d do is put U and I together. Felix: Sungie, you and I both know that if you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you’d do is spell S E X and then laugh about it for hours. Jisung: And you wouldn’t? Felix: You got me there.