☂ smiles on rainy days

how do some people manage to fray their toothbrush to such an extreme that it's basically flat?? what do they DO with it???

i’ve posted about spiders a lot lately. let’s change the subject. is melting certain politicians down into fuel the answer to the global energy crisis and climate change, as well as a vast array of other issues? discuss

caught Old Greg (the big spider who formerly lived by the back door) clambering up the stairs just before i went to bed. i told you he would turn. you are no longer welcome in this abode OG

i hate it when you’re reluctant to walk underneath a spider and someone says ‘come on it’s not like it’s gonna drop on you lol’ look here pal i’ve narrowly dodged that happening more than once. don’t assume their innocence and integrity THEY HAVE NONE

my poor vegan housemate just accidentally cooked a spider to death on top of his late-night fake-chicken nuggets

i’m getting loads of good nature luck recently. the other night a fox ran right past my door (swiftly followed by a big ginger cat with an equally bushy tail), a hummingbird moth paid me a visit in the garden today and i feel like i’ve formed a pretty chill bond with the big spider that’s recently moved in by the back door. hold that thought until he inevitably turns on me in my sleep though

there’s this guy in my town with long flowing ginger hair (sometimes worn half in a pigtail) who can’t speak, but frequents the local pubs most evenings and always seems to be having a great time, bringing smiles to others. he makes amazing models of old televisions out of cardboard, wire and such, and leaves notes around asking people to write down the television they had when they were younger so he can make it for them. once when i was at the pub he approached and touched my hair asking to play with it, and did a really nice braid for me while i watched the band that was playing. he’s a bit of a local gem.