Cheap Cologne: A Kevin Dorian Blog

Somehow brushing my teeth with #TheBiebs just doesn't seem right, especially when there's a push button on the handle to hear his voice. Just another one of those creepy, inappropriate #99centgems

You never know what treasures you'll find, just the title alone creeps me out #ThirdTerm #99centgems

Incredible #JamesDean double feature tonight at #TheNewBeverly with beautiful new 4k digital prints

I'm actually #SuperMooning the #supermoon right now because I'm #superbored (don't tell my neighbors).

Yummy, my #favorite #pottedmeat AND crackers too! #whocouldaskformore

I found this #hitchhiker #hidden under my hood, below the windshield wipers. He (or she?) is quite #photogenic

I thought he was a panhandler at first & then I realized he was a Protestant or a political cartoon that came to life #NukeTheVatican!!!

"...after a wild night on the town, Izzy fell outta ZZ Top's tour bus in North Hollywood on July 15th, 1978, around 4AM as they headed out toward Nebraska for their next gig. He's been patiently waitin' for them to come back and pick him up from that exact spot ever since."

Thanks @Yogurtland for the delish complimentary frozen sweetness on #FroYoDay

Wow, first their credit card system gets hacked over the holidays and now they're selling children. What next #Target

Incredible #freezeframe from #ModernFamily what a character. You always make me laugh Mr. Stonestreet.

Miracles really do happen in #Hollywood check out the #Snow (at Hollywood, CA)

That is one tough #Frenchie

Really @Lays Really? Does anyone else 1) think this is just downright ridiculous for a potato chip flavor? 2) filled with "mad scientist" chemical ingredients to get it to taste that way? And last but not least 3) a total ripoff of the @Roscoes meme?