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Huh, it appears like everyone new here has that feeling…

Anyways, it’s a pleasure to meet you, young lady! I’m Kermit the Frog!

Oh!! Hello there, Mr. Kermit! I'm Iroha Nijiue! You look really fun to draw, can I just say?

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I do? Why, no one’s ever told me that before! Thank you, Iroha!

Ummm.... Was somebody here before me?

Why does it feel that way?

Huh, it appears like everyone new here has that feeling…

Anyways, it’s a pleasure to meet you, young lady! I’m Kermit the Frog!

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

Who’s Big Dylan?

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

…No?

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

WHAT?!

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*The fruit vendor hands Kermit a newspaper before walking away*

Here, that documents everything he's done in the past!

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DDIIEEEE!!!

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OH MY GOD! I SAW THE NEWS!

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THE BIG DYLAN GUY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA

JESUS CHRIST! WITH HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE WE SHOULD LET DYLAN TAKE YOU FIRST!

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WHAT?! NONONONO BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE!

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OOOOOH DON'T LOOK BUT DYLANS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!

HEY! That was very rude of you! He was justifiably terrified and you scaring him even more is not making him feel any better!

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

Who’s Big Dylan?

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

…No?

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

WHAT?!

*The fruit vendor hands Kermit a newspaper before walking away*

Here, that documents everything he's done in the past!

*He skims through the newspaper slowly becoming horrified after every sentence*

He..WHAT?! That’s terrible!! He didn’t seem that bad from the picture!

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Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

Who’s Big Dylan?

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

…No?

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

WHAT?!

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

Who’s Big Dylan?

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

…No?

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

Who’s Big Dylan?

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

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Common occurrence, it seems!

WOAH! Pardon me, but do I know you? You look very familiar!

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Ahh.. just call me Arthur, son! I heard you're a celebrity, that true?

Ahh, I guess you can call me that! It’s a pleasure to meet you, Arthur!

Must be some crazy deja vu then… I could’ve sworn I seen this worm on the news years ago…maybe some kind of shooting? hm.

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Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

arthur-the-worm

Common occurrence, it seems!

WOAH! Pardon me, but do I know you? You look very familiar!

helo i judg todyy... is babos trial for tkking to suitcse @justastringlessballoonig wat do u hav to sy

FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS A BABY A JUDGE)!!!?!! AND SECOND OF ALL, TTTHHIS IS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN BEHEREEHELLLPPLPPP

hm wel ur a meanie so brig in prosectur @ultimatekingofsarcasm

AHEM…i say that balloon is guilty because he is just an annoying bitch and i mean he talked to suitcase and yk you shouldn’t talk to her with her dads consent amirite??

i agre and im 3 weks old!

you know im right when a three week old agrees with me heh!!!

hmmmm... oky we ned a lawyr!

i know im kind of the “victim” here but if theres no lawyer then i will..

oki!

i say that….BALLOON IS INNOCENT!!

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yes!! This was just a mistake my dad made! me and balloon are best friends since ii2!!

helo i judg todyy... is babos trial for tkking to suitcse @justastringlessballoonig wat do u hav to sy

FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS A BABY A JUDGE)!!!?!! AND SECOND OF ALL, TTTHHIS IS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN BEHEREEHELLLPPLPPP

hm wel ur a meanie so brig in prosectur @ultimatekingofsarcasm

AHEM…i say that balloon is guilty because he is just an annoying bitch and i mean he talked to suitcase and yk you shouldn’t talk to her with her dads consent amirite??

i agre and im 3 weks old!

you know im right when a three week old agrees with me heh!!!

hmmmm... oky we ned a lawyr!

i know im kind of the “victim” here but if theres no lawyer then i will..

oki!

i say that….BALLOON IS INNOCENT!!

helo i judg todyy... is babos trial for tkking to suitcse @justastringlessballoonig wat do u hav to sy

FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS A BABY A JUDGE)!!!?!! AND SECOND OF ALL, TTTHHIS IS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN BEHEREEHELLLPPLPPP

hm wel ur a meanie so brig in prosectur @ultimatekingofsarcasm

AHEM…i say that balloon is guilty because he is just an annoying bitch and i mean he talked to suitcase and yk you shouldn’t talk to her with her dads consent amirite??

i agre and im 3 weks old!

you know im right when a three week old agrees with me heh!!!

hmmmm... oky we ned a lawyr!

i know im kind of the “victim” here but if theres no lawyer then i will..

helo i judg todyy... is babos trial for tkking to suitcse @justastringlessballoonig wat do u hav to sy

FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS A BABY A JUDGE)!!!?!! AND SECOND OF ALL, TTTHHIS IS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN BEHEREEHELLLPPLPPP

hm wel ur a meanie so brig in prosectur @ultimatekingofsarcasm

AHEM…i say that balloon is guilty because he is just an annoying bitch and i mean he talked to suitcase and yk you shouldn’t talk to her with her dads consent amirite??

YEA!!

dad…

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Hii!! I’m excited to meet you all!! :D

why, same here suga!!

why thank you!!!

of course suga! why aren't you as cute as a bunch of buzzin bees in the middle of a breezy may!?

thanks again!! ^^

and yer as polite as a lil' sugarcube!! ah, you're just a sweetpea!!!!!!!

what's yer name!? i outta know a little sweethearts name like yers!

its bot!!

DAWWW!!! WHAT A CUTE NAME!!!!!!

well, ya can call me rosewater, sweetie!

ah, its nice to meet you, rosewater! youre just so sweet!!

ah shucks, yer the sweet one here!

daww,, you too!! you have been so nice to me even tho i dont really know you yet!!

why.. i sure do hope there's more of yall cute objects cuz yer certainly adorable!!

there is!!! ^^

WHY THAT JUST MAKES MA LIL LOCUST HEART FLUTTER WITH JOY!!!!

yeah!! i dont really got all of their accounts but i do know @inanimateinsanitysnumber1fan, @sciencerules4213, and @justastringlessballoonig!! theyre the ones who are the closest to me right now that i know has a tumblr! and i think nickel has a tumblr too hmm..

hii bot!!! im so happy you got a tumblr since no one really likes me here except suitcase..

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uhmmm why are you looking at me like that?? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG???

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IM JUST GONNA TAKE THAT AS A YES…,,,,..

GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU FIEND

WHAT??!??

IM CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU!

NONONONONNO PLEASE IM INNOCENT!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!

THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED YOU MANIAC!

NONONONONONONNONONONONONOIDIDNTDOANYTHINGWRONGISWEARRRR

COPS, GET THIS CREEP FOR TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER!

DAD—?!?!!

SUITCASE DONT WORRY HES GETTING ARRESTED, AND GUESS WHAT! HIS TRIAL WILL BE TODAY!

WHAT?! DAD, YOU CANT FO THAT TO BALLOON!! HES MY-

ITS OKAY! DONT WORRY WE'LL BE SAFE!

HOLLY SHIT THERES POLICE CARS AT MY HOUSE HELLPPPPPP NONKOOKNOOOOOMINNOCENTTT

HOPE YOURE EXCITED FOR THE TRIAL TODAY!

NOOOOOOIMSORRYYIMSOER

GOODBYE CREEP!

dad….

Hii!! I’m excited to meet you all!! :D

why, same here suga!!

why thank you!!!

of course suga! why aren't you as cute as a bunch of buzzin bees in the middle of a breezy may!?

thanks again!! ^^

and yer as polite as a lil' sugarcube!! ah, you're just a sweetpea!!!!!!!

what's yer name!? i outta know a little sweethearts name like yers!

its bot!!

DAWWW!!! WHAT A CUTE NAME!!!!!!

well, ya can call me rosewater, sweetie!

ah, its nice to meet you, rosewater! youre just so sweet!!

ah shucks, yer the sweet one here!

daww,, you too!! you have been so nice to me even tho i dont really know you yet!!

why.. i sure do hope there's more of yall cute objects cuz yer certainly adorable!!

there is!!! ^^

WHY THAT JUST MAKES MA LIL LOCUST HEART FLUTTER WITH JOY!!!!

hii bot!!! im so happy you got a tumblr since no one really likes me here except suitcase..

👁‍🗨

uhmmm why are you looking at me like that?? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG???

👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨

IM JUST GONNA TAKE THAT AS A YES…,,,,..

GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU FIEND

WHAT??!??

IM CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU!

NONONONONNO PLEASE IM INNOCENT!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!

THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED YOU MANIAC!

NONONONONONONNONONONONONOIDIDNTDOANYTHINGWRONGISWEARRRR

COPS, GET THIS CREEP FOR TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER!

DAD—?!?!!

SUITCASE DONT WORRY HES GETTING ARRESTED, AND GUESS WHAT! HIS TRIAL WILL BE TODAY!