Remember,

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

Aftg is fun cause all the characters are living in different genres like neil is in a mafia thriller while andrew is in some a24 drama film. Kevin is the horse girl in a horse girl movie and dan is in an underdogs sports story. Poor aaron is trying to have a normal slice of life forbidden romance type beat but then he has to go and kill a guy.

the MOST accurate

i want a mysterious source of income

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

"you're so chill" thanks i don't care about anything anymore

blushing is so stupid you're literally my blood wtf. obey me

i mean all disrespect

me: i have like 3293 things to do so i think ill start by doing none of them

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep