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If something bad happens you drink in attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Folks build a reputation by attacking you while you're alive - or praising you after you ain't.

Former Mr. Olympia, Conan, Terminator, and Governor of California. I killed the Predator. I told you I'd be back.

A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.

It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we can't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for sure unexplainable. Even God.

Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because nothing is as exciting as your fantasy.

[...] every time we burn a gallon of gas or an acre of rain forest, aren't we killing the future to preserve the present?

We live in an age that reads too much to be wise, and that thinks to much to be beautiful.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

[...] women were better suited to bear sorrow than men. They lived on their emotions. They only thought of their emotions.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.

He is always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.

[...] beauty is a form of genius - is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no explanation. It is of the great facts of the world, like sunlight, or spring-time, or the reflection in dark waters of that silver shell we call the moon. It cannot be questioned. It has its divine right of sovereignty.

Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious: both are disappointed.