fgslogan:
“moderately wild. on a scale of one to ten, i’d say a high six. still room for improvement, though. besides, how do you know the security guards didn’t just mistake you for a caterer, or something? there’s always a possibility. wow, anywhere? how about you try sneaking me into an ihop kitchen, so i can help myself to all the pancakes i want? here i am, asking the important questions.”
“mistaking me for a caterer is the worst kind of insult. plus, i highly doubt a caterer would have on what i had on. why ihop? out of all the places?”














