This is the future liberals want

GIVE HIM THE FISH

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

OKAY BUT I NEED THIS FUCKING PIN.

YES

Someone quote tweeted this with “Beer Bongs and Bolbi’s” and I lost my shit skskskwlkskdjsksm

u know what’s kinda stupid……….the fact tht if u don’t have money then u can’t do ….literally anything

Skin is a built in onesie

I don’t like this post

Why do you fear the truth

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

My mom always taking things literal and making it into something religious like the other today i was listening to that Coldplay song that be like “When i ruled the world” she gone say “I like that song but the only person that’s the ruler of this world is the Almighty God” and im just like “Please stop”

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say