Kellie

to quote the icon that is john mulaney: “i have had a long day, i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under”

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

never in my life have i felt so loved as i do now that you’re here

You’re a goofball, but I adore you.

love never says ‘i want’. love asks ‘what do you need?’. love asks ‘how can i help you?’. love listens with patience and empathy. love is demonstrated in how we take action to care and make self-sacrifice where necessary. love says ‘let’s thrive together’. love offers a helping hand, an open mind, a full heart and enormous soul 

No offense but I’m really uncomfortable in my body and I want to rip my skin off

Yo netflix we need to have a serious talk about all these sappy rom-coms you keep releasing………………………… pls keep em coming theyre the only thing bringing me any sort of joy

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet