Well? Don't We Laugh?

Appreciate that both teams in this match said no defending we die like men

Can't believe England killed Norway for that. Drawing all those fouls, getting our goal chalked off, all to get to the semi-finals only for the spirit of Gareth Southgate ca. Euros 2021 to possess Thomas Tuchel in the 70th minute.

teehee Argentina now being on the recieving end of Elliot Anderson's bullshit instead of us

Absolutely sucks that we were robbed of seeing Egypt defeated by an Albanian who ultimately answers to some guy called Murat.

Thought I would be fine with going out to England but it just really felt like we could have won it and then who knows how far we could have gone. I mean we wouldn't have won the whole thing (and probably for the best - spared having to see Trump give the trophy to Ødegaard), that would be France or Spain but like we could absolutely beat Argentina if the refs let us.

Right need to lock in on my dissertation and stop getting worked up about sports in order to stop myself from getting worked up about everything else going on in the world

THEY KILLED NORDIC COMBINED???!!!! IOC seeing FIFA doing FIFA bullshit and being all hold my beer and deciding to let the Russians in AND get rid of nordic combined in one fell swoop.

Ok need Belgium to lock in harder than they have ever locked in before. I need to see American players at full time sobbing as Alors en dans plays in the stadium. Please Belgium I do not ask much. Please I need you and your washed players who all hate each other to play like you are France, like you are Pele's Brazil, like you are Barcelona in Messi's prime, like you are Belgium ca. 2018.

Oh also all the Americans pretending like this outrage at the corrupt revoking of a red card match suspension, is just a whole bunch of Europeans being precious and anti American or whatever - I guess because the red card occurred in a match against a European team and the ro16 is also against a European team? Which quite frankly just seems like idk not racism but something like it. Like oh well you Europeans just love to pretend you're all so high and mighty, no one else in the world cares about blatant political interference with sport. Which quite frankly if I were Brazilian, or Japanese, or Australian, or Mexican I would be pretty offended by! Guarantee if it were Japan or Brazil or Mexico they were playing rather than Belgium those federations would also be making a stink!

This whole red card situation has been really eye opening for how many ostensibly liberal and left wing Americans have for lack of a better word been russified. No thought to integrity and fairness. Everything is all fuck you got mine. Absolute disdain towards anyone who dares suggest that this is a tragedy for the sport as a whole. Whataboutism for days. Implying that everyone else would be acting the exact same way if it were their team. Just absolutely shocking stuff.

WE REMAIN UNDEFEATED AGAINST BRAZIL. IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME IN MY LIFE NORWAY BEAT BRAZIL 2-1 AT A WORLD CUP, I WOULD HAVE TWO NICKELS. WHICH ISN'T A LOT BUT ISN'T IT GREAT THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE.

I feel like a good 60% of society's problems would be solved if you could as easily overdose on cocaine and ketamine as on heroin