Freude schöner Götterfunken

any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town

This season had the best energy. Also when zac rolls a 19 and says “I rolled a 19 what the fuck is wrong with all of you” as Norman it’s just *chefs kiss*

People with French. People experiencing France. People with France illnesses.

Lou as Pinocchio asking why he has had to suffer so much when other kids haven’t while the rest of the party solemnly looks on may actually be the death of me.

Due to increasing average lifespans, the queen of England declared that only 100 more cards celebrating 100th birthdays would be sent. Because of this, the elderly population took to the streets, doing their bloody best to narrow down the competition and secure themselves a spot, no matter the cost.

had a dream there was a new eu directive that stated that all european countries that haven't disposed of monarchy/royalty yet must do so by july 2023 and the signatory of the directive was called jean-paul décapiteur

Finally, some good fucking advice

THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

An overwhelming sense of calmness descends upon the Disco.

actually the funniest part in neverafter is when the spoon goes "have you ever been in love?" to rosamund who fully disassociates and ally elbows their way into the frame going "well MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND-"