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can the swady babe get the sock...

THE PUP got a human name who’s it tryna fool i love him already send me pics and the other sock from the pair as a memento 

okay first of all there’s only one person i’d choose over you and that’s me ... because self-love man ... also i don’t know why you threw zachary in there when all he does is make sad smiley faces and take off his shirt even though it’s like 10 degrees to show off his body which isn’t even that great and then he acts all sly like he’s got no idea what he’s doing... and i’ve been terrified of tatum ever since i told her not to have a tantrum and she looked at me like she wanted to slap me into the next galaxy... abster... abster is my friend, okay maybe i was tryna see if there was more to it at one point but i think we both grew out of it AND IM not telling you any of this to reassure u that ur further up my list than you think because honestly who cares about my list, i’m just saying u matter to me and not like in a ‘we gotta hook up’ way but in a deep way that’s really emo and all this truth spitting is making me want to die so just pretend like i said something about puppies and then tell me about a puppy u met or something ok bye

so you’d only ever get with me as a cry for attention from the gang .... huh.... okay let’s do it

ok but calling me ... that.... that’s complete disrespect towards my slick

im stayin slick.... u gotta respect it

bc ur really cool and i’m alone and i don’t wanna be alone rn

we can make a new dynamic