Minors DNI

Apple pie: How does your f/o sleep? Do they snooze soundly next to you or do they toss and turn etc?

Macaroon: Do you and your f/o want/have any kids?

Peach: Who’s the little spoon and who’s the big spoon?

Mocha: Which one leans into the other for comfort while watching scary movies?

Shortcake: What’s your f/o’s love language? (physical affection, giving gifts, etc)

Candy corn: Is your f/o musically gifted? If so do they/have they ever serenaded you?

Cherry pie: Who said “I love you” first?

Flan: How does your f/o comfort you when you’re upset?

Brownie: What’s your f/o’s favorite part of you?

Muffin: What does your f/o’s laugh sound like?

Lemon bar: What song reminds you of your f/o?

@peachblossomjelly tagged me in this game here and im creating a new post as to not be perceived and judged for my choices ♡︎

also im going to preface this with SOMETIMES THE SQUICKY ONES ARE OKAY. SOMETIMES. only rarely.

mummy/daddy 4/10 — mmm im not gonna go looking for it, but sometimes it’s hot

darling 2/10 — only if there’s an age gap OR historical au

doll 0/10 — no.

slut/whore 7/10 — hell yeah, baby

baby/babe 10/10 — normal, sexy, not out of the ordinary. a solid nickname for a lover. more writers should use this lmao

love 2/10 — only if there’s an age gap OR historical au

bae 0/10 — no.

kitten 1/10 — no. only kuroo

puppy 0/10 — no.

cow 0/10 — what? no.

guppy 0/10 — no. only if ria writes it

dove 0/10 — no.

princess/prince 9/10 — yes, this is an ego stroker

brat 7/10 — hell yeah!

dumbass 10/10 — i am a dumbass and you should say it!

I’m not a wimp like Leese so I’m reblogging. 

mummy/daddy 10/10 – If I’m using it on others. I do like being called daddy though.. at like a 4/10.

darling 0/10 —  I will fight. Feels condescending to me.

doll 0/10 — Since I am not a woman being infantalized in the 1950s, no.

slut/whore 10/10 — These are actually my preferred pronouns. 

baby/babe 5/10 — In person I only like it during sex and from a Dom.

love 0/10 — No.

bae 0/10 — I’m 29.

kitten 5/10 — Overused but I do like it occasionally. 

puppy 0/10 — Absolutely not.

cow 0/10 — I’m into degradation, but not that kind of degradation. 

guppy 0/10 — l;fsadj no

dove 0/10 — I don’t fuck Hawks so no.

princess/prince 5/10 — Used sparingly

brat 0/10 — Nope. Dries me up like the Sahara 

dumbass 0/10 — sigh. 

Added by me

Babygirl/ Boy 10/10  — my absolute favorite

Little one 10/10  — salk;dj

Sweetheart 8/10  — with an age gap!

Thank you for the tag!

mummy/daddy 9/10

darling 6/10 —  With the right person this one hits. Also, when an older lady calls me this in a wholesome, loving way it’s the literal best thing.

doll 0/10 

slut/whore 9/10 — Could not rationalize this if I tried, but call me a whore and I’ll cry, and not in a fun way, but slut/little slut are *chefs kiss*

baby/babe 8/10 

love 5/10 

bae 0/10 

kitten 7/10 

puppy 0/10

cow 0/10 

guppy 0/10 

dove 7/10 

princess/prince 8/10 — Said sweetly or dripping with condescension.

brat 0/10 

dumbass 0/10 

Added by Leah

babygirl/boy 8/10

little one 3/10

sweetheart 12/10  — Again, said sweetly or dripping with condescension (just so long as it’s not some rando older guy using it to actually talk down to me, in which case I’m liable to finally snap and physically tear into said man with my teeth).

Added by me

angel 20/10 — The pinnacle

any and all absolutely ridiculous pet names, as in the more absurd and the more it makes me try to hold back from laughing, the better 10/10

bitch 9/10  — I have a brain block that means I never ever want to call another human a bitch. Being called a bitch on the other hand.

peach 10/10 — Not even in a romantic or pet name sense for myself, but there’s a reason I picked this handle - because it just makes me happy to be called - and I also like the idea of other people getting warm fuzzies at being called Peach as an actual pet name.

Nickname Ratings

mummy  0/10 No thanks daddy 5/10 receiving the title (only on the rare occasion I’m feeling dominant), 4/10 calling others. Its hot on occasion regardless. darling 8/10 As a sweet romantic nickname I think its cute and classic! doll 3/10 No most of the time but has its place* slut 8/10 Yes please whore 5/10 I’ve been legitimately called this to find it sexy most of the time. baby 7/10 Good, standard, versatile, solid and near constantly pleasant but not extraordinary babe 6/10 feels more casual and is not quite as good as Baby  love 9/10 Yes!!! Good, sweet, romantic, passionate! Please call me Love! bae 3/10 Meh kitten 4/10 Cute but gives a weird vibe... I prefer Kitty puppy 0/10 No No thank you cow 0/10 I’m fat, my first assumption would not be that that was anything positive. guppy 0/10 What? Is this a Gang Orca thing? dove 8/10 Feels very sweet and cute!  princess 6/10 Only if its said in a demeaning way prince 9/10 Please call me your prince!! Please! Gender Euphoria plus it sounds so sweet and gentle! brat 5/10 Only in kinky contexts. dumbass 6/10 Mostly in a teasing manner.... Added by Leah babygirl 5/10 Only in a demeaning/ patronizing way/ only in the bedroom babyboy 8/10 Also primarily bedroom/ aftercare contexts but Big Fan little one 2/10 Feels like age play and I’m not personally into that, but cute sweetheart 5/10 Meh, cute and good but I have no strong feelings on it.  Added by Peach angel 7/10 Solid, good, just doesn’t do anything especially special for me any and all absolutely ridiculous pet names, as in the more absurd and the more it makes me try to hold back from laughing, the better 8/10, I enjoy laughing and cheesy is good bitch 7/10 Good in bed peach 8/10 Very cute! 

Added by Me 

Bumblebee 10/10 Very Cute! Gender neutral! Adorable!

Feather 9/10 Adorable, makes me feel cute and delicate, precious. Very good!

Starlight 8/10 Feels very romantic and poetic!

Honey 5/10 Only adding because its such a classic and I’m shocked that it hasn’t already been included 

during the winter, hawks’s body goes a bit odd in the cold.

it’s a bird thing, probably. but he’s always cold, hungry and slow. even his lethargic pace is more than adequate for hero-ing (albeit annoying), but the chill and hunger in his gut are what both him the most.

he has a special flight suit. stirrup-footed leggings that flowed up into a sleek patterns of silvery gold. the sleeves stretch around his palms, providing a bit of extra insulation in addition to his thick gloves. the fabric is thick and thermal, but it hardly does enough most days. he spends his free time under an overpriced heated blanket, shivering and slow.

and then there’s the hunger.

he’s always greedy, no matter the temperature. he’s a takeout fiend, and his overstuffed fridge-full of takeout boxes shows it. during the winter, it’s somehow worse. he eats, always. munches on energy bars, polishes off fried chicken down to gnawing the bone, and always has a takeout order waiting for him at his house (bless food delivery apps).

it doesn’t even feel like enough, even as he gets a bit thicker around the middle.

his winter flight suit is build to accommodate his annual weight gain. the stretchy fabric has no trouble with the extra fat, it’s hardly noticeable under all the layers. keigo does have a drawer of boxers, bottoms, and t-shirts for home, all far-looser than he’d wear out, but for the winter, they’re a familiar comfort.

he does get a bit insecure about it in private.

he’s shy about changing in front of you all of a sudden—

and this is Hawks we’re talking about. he’s a goddamn peacock with his clothes off.

but he suddenly recedes for a few weeks, rushing to get on his roomy shirts and tight boxer briefs and slip into bed.

you notice it, a little. nothing wrong with a bit more of him. nothing wrong at all.

on a night where his wings are more sparse, you take the initiative to be the big spoon, pressed to his pluck wings, hands dipping under his shirt to lay over the little tummy he’s acquired.

“Babe—“

You know he’s going to play it off like a joke, even though you can feel the way he tenses. He deserves a bit fo reassurance.

hushing him, you run your hands over his belly, palms warm and flat. your fingers dip below his waist band a few times, teasing the trail of scruff below his navel.

you can feel his breathing pick up, and maybe he’s getting a bit warmer.

your hands, your grip, drifts to his thighs. they’re lean muscle with a layer of pudge, soft as your squeeze.

keigo lets out a little moan as you tease his inner thighs.

Ooooo I like how you think anon, I like how you think 😌 (hehe, don’t worry, I’m always open for thirsts so you’re just fine! <3) 

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