joe’s killer queen

hi! I’m sage. welcome to my blog!

29, she/her, joe keery’s totally real life gf

talk to me about djo, post animal, and stranger things and we’ll be besties 🙂‍↕️

get to know me more here! let’s be friends :)

i am obsessed with stranger things, djo, and anything at all featuring joe keery or joseph quinn! i live for fictional drama. i’m a mom and i love writing about motherhood/parenthood so that features in a lot of my writing, but it’s always disclosed in warnings if that’s not your thing! all characters i write are 18 or over.

this is an 18+ blog!

saw djo 5/1/25, 9/30/25, 10/1/25, and 10/2/25!

saw post animal 11/1/25, 11/10/25, 11/13/25, and 11/14/25!

tame impala with djo 7/19/26 and djo 7/31/26 💃🏻

there she is, gap tooth smile

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the last supper - gator tillman x reader angst/fluff

cam - kurt kunkle x OF!girlfriend!reader smut

if i catch you… - gator tillman x reader smut, dark

we are never getting back together chapter 4 - ex husband!e.m., s.h. x reader series

lonely on tour - modern!rockstar!steve harrington smut blurb

my anons

so like, no pressure at all. i mean AT ALL. but is there a possible chance of a tiny little eddie x carver!reader fic? i’m foaming at the mouth for them for realz 😩😩 it could be 3 words & i would read it 1000 times over like i have with ymbad 😭

again love NO PRESSURE, i know you have a lot in your coming soon & you have tons of work, on top of your mental health & all else in between. take care of YOU first, always!!

i figured i would ask because i’m genuinely desperate. i can’t find another eddie fic that scratches my brain like ymbad. i’ve searched the nether regions of tumblr, wattpad, ao3 & none of them compare at all.

peace out girl scout

much love

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omg hi 🥹

first of all that’s soooo sweet of you to say about ymbad 😭😭 i love them soooo much, that’s prob the most attached i’ve gotten to an x reader pairing so far

thank u for tagging me @riddlersoupwrites @selenevesper @projections-mortal 💚

last song: edward benz, 27 times by la dispute

currently watching: a lot of youtube right now, just finished euphoria, ummmm i’ve been doing full movie days at the theater recently

current obsession: obsession for sure!! i’ve seen it four times in theaters now and could talk about it forever. i also just got my bracelet making supplies for tour so that obsession is about to start up again. also, supermarket simulator.

currently reading: literally nothing 😭 this is so sad

currently working on: i didn’t write for like a month and a half but i’m most actively working on a depressing post-attempt steve harrington x reader fic, frat!steve of course, then i have two kurt fics i’m working on (a pregnancy fic and part one of a stepcest fic), and i also have gator thoughts that need tying down…always a million things in the coming soon

currently wearing: wouldn’t you like to know 😏 i’m wearing my the crux shirt from the back on you tour and pajama pants with mushrooms on them 😭

last google search: “obsession movie characters”

favorite flower: sunflowers but lately i am very into lily of the valley

i am not doing great 🥹 i miss you too though :((

this is actually very sweet of you to ask/check in on me 🥺

they have improved thankfully 💚 i can see again but it’s not back to normal. i hope eventually it will be i know it can take time or it might never be, but i was actually completely blind for a second there so i’m just grateful for what i’ve got 😭

it’s happened to me a couple times over the past 3 years but that last time was def the worst. the infusions should help prevent relapses though, i was supposed to get my first one last week but it got rescheduled to next week 😩

sorry for rambling lol i just needed to talk to someone about this movie ilyily !!! 😋

omg yesss i’m so glad you loved it too!!

i’m usually pretty knowledgeable about what horror movies are coming out so i did know about obsession, but i’m a big fan of going into absolutely anything completely blind so i don’t really like to watch trailers or see what people are saying. like most of the time i’ll watch a trailer once when it’s first released and then never again. so i’d seen the trailer for obsession maybe once and was like yes i want to see it (because i want to see any horror) but i def didn’t have any expectations or any idea it was going to be so special. then the days i was waiting to see it, i started seeing people talking about how amazing it was, like i did not hear a single negative thing which honestly made me a little suspicious like it couldn’t possibly be THAT good 👀

obsession’s box office performance is so interesting because it just continues to get more popular the more people spread the word online. so usually when i want to see a horror movie i wait until its been out for a while and go in the middle of the day and i usually have luck that way, but this time i’m so glad i went when i did because the theater was just like me and two other people and i felt like i was alone so it was very effective. my second watch was a little worse lol and the third viewing people were fr so annoying just talking and laughing like shut upppp ts pisses me off so bad 😭 it never ceases to amaze me how people don’t know how to act in a theater but anyway

i agree, it was so perfectly effective! like i truly am so hard to scare or even really upset when it comes to horror just because i’ve been such a massive horror fan practically since i was born lol, you get desensitized. so that really is high praise for this one, it’s expert scares, expert tension, expert horror, just perfectly done!!!

the cat scene really shocked me i was notttt expecting it 😭 now i love seeing everyone else’s reactions when i see it with people who haven’t yet lol

i am really really happy for curry and everyone involved in making this, because it really has been doing incredible. this is gonna be one of those horror movies that earns its status as iconic and stays there. people will be talking about it forever, and it’s completely deserved. it’s been doing incredible at the box office. one of the scariest movies i’ve ever seen in my life and it was made by a first time feature director and mostly unknown actors with a budget of under 1 million. these are the kinds of things that make life worth living to me lmao like yessss give me more art that makes me feel like this please i’m begging!!

i hope you are doing well!

hugs & kisses