Who said resolutions couldn’t be fun?

Title: Whip and Nae Nae Away ______________________________________________________ The Dab may be the latest dance craze but the Whip and Nae Nae is rated the number one reaction to getting out of any situation [according to us]. ______________________________________________________ Situation A “Did you eat my last slice of pizza?” 

:::Whip and Nae Nae Away::: ______________________________________________________ Situation B “Can you shovel the driveway before you go to work?”

:::Whip and Nae Nae Away::: ______________________________________________________ Situation C “Did you make out with my boyfriend?” 

:::Whip and Nae Nae Away::: ______________________________________________________ Situation D “License and registration.” 

Title: The Fright Train

There Are Two Types of People In This World: The Snoozers and The Starters

Their eyelids get heavy and close as fast as the night hours fly by. Then, suddenly, ALARMED.

Cue The Snoozer vs. The Starter montage.

MONTAGE

The Snoozer - Slams the “snooze” button instantly. The Starter - The sun shines through the windows, at the perfect degree, waking up “The Starter". She sits up from her pillow, reaches and extends her arms for a first and final stretch to start the day.

The Snoozer - Hits the “snooze” again. Looks out her window but then quickly pulls her blankets over her head. The Starter - Laces up her sneakers, goes on a light jog, ends her workout with a sun salutation, on the balcony, looking out towards the horizon.

The Snoozer - Tosses her phone on the ground and throws her blankets away from her. She clicks the snooze button and heads to the bathroom to look at her reflection. She inspects her hair in disgust and realizes she can’t show up to work with hair this greasy. The Starter - Turns on some “feel good” music and dances as she warms the shower water to the perfect temperature.

The Snoozer - Laying down in the shower, she screams at her alarm, “10 more minutes!” The Starter - While Massaging her head with the suds from the shampoo, she continues to sing and dance to the music.

The Snoozer - Face dives into the cereal bowl. The Starter - Squeezes her fresh orange juice.

The Snoozer - Types a “sick day” email draft. The Starter - Organizes the picture frames of her smiling family and friends at her work desk.

Title: New Year Resolutions throughout the years…