take everything, burn your bridges

i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do

Go to defund12.org/[your city] and it’ll give you an email to send your representatives urging them to defund the police and reallocate their budget to community safety initiatives! You don’t even have to copy and paste it; it’ll open in your mail app ready to send. If they don’t have an email template for your city yet you can submit one at the main website defund12.org

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

WHAT IS “DOES”?

Why is this so funny

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight