Shadowleaf

None of these are mine. Please wheeze to your pleasure!

Lady Galvin: No- how- what did that brown eyed gremlin do to you-

Cape: Do- do-not *wheeze* bother *coughcough*

Lady Galvin: But, darling-

Cape: I- *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH* might- not *wheezeextraordinaire* make it…

Lady Galvin: You will! My love, you will. I will spend the rest of my days creating a solvent to save you-

Cape, in snobbish cape accent: Tis- tis be too late, my love- *clutches destroyed cape part w/ cape hands* *COUGHWHEEZEYACK*

Lady Galvin: No- sweetheart- there MUST be a way- *sheds tear*

Keefe, eavesdropping: SHE CRIED!

Sophie: *death stare*

Keefe: Sorry, I’ll shut up. *whispering* BUT SHE CRIED

Lady Galvin: Oh- how can I save you-

Cape: You can’t… *COUGHINGFESTYAHOO*

Lady Galvin: I CAN, and I WILL. Please. Beloved, stay with me.

Cape: *smiles weakly like all capes obv do* Let me- *COUGHCOUGH* *spits out cape equivalent to blood* go.

Lady Galvin: No, honey, no- I could never live with myself.

Cape: WHHEEEEEEEEZE* Prot- *cough* the *cough* moonl- *coughcoughshudderspitshudderconvulsioneeek*

Cape: *dies*

Lady Galvin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- MY CAPE- MY BELOVED CAPE- MY TRUE FOREVER LOVE- I LOVED YOU WITH ALL MY BEING HOW- No…

Keefe: You owe me a box of Prattles Foster. Bet you she’d wail more than 3 times.

Ro: You sure he won’t figure out this time?

Keefe: Nah, Bangs Boy doesn’t have enough neurones!

Tam, in the next room: KEEFE! I WILL SUFFOCATE YOU IN DARKNESS.

Keefe, smile faltering: Ok so maybe he has more brain cells than I thought. BUT THAT’S OK. Because I have Foster to unleash inflictor range upon him right?

Right?

Sophie: *facepalms*

Keefe: *suffocates in darkness*