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Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

JOKE POST. THIS IS A JOKE POST. I INTENTIONALLY DID NOT INCLUDE SIDEWALK AS AN OPTION. THIS IS A CHEEKY REFERENCE TO THE WAY A LOT OF POLLS I SEE ARE CENTRED AROUND NORTH AMERICA AND LACK OPTIONS RELATING TO ANY OTHER COUNTRY TO THE POINT OF IT BEING COMEDIC. everyone going "you mean the fucking sidewalk??" youuuu. have missed the joke. I am very sorry to say. thank you guys please leave funny tags on this post instead of the same thing over and over. hope you are all thriving flourishing in your lane. love you

this is the funniest post of all time on this godforsaken site everyone else can pack up and go home

Our baby knife as kids was Raptor Tag. Raptors hunt in packs so the person who was "it" had to run around pretending to be a velociraptor and to tag people they had to actually tackle them and "eat" them for 5 full seconds (others could come to the rescue and save them in that time, but risked getting eaten too or instead if the raptor switched targets). Eaten players then became raptors, until the whole pack was teamwork-hunting the last wily or lucky kid. There were no winning survivors- the game was won as a group once everyone was a raptor.

In point of fact, I was usually The Deer because I was the best at evading/ not going down without a fight, whereas most boys would just start crying or tattle, which is no fun at all.

Your school would've loved Get Down, Mr President

Not taking any of Crayola’s shit today.

im going to swallow these like a snake

I am EXTREMELY pleased with everything about this animal.

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

And as a kid i had no clue what that meant, but looking back on it my puzzle really just told me "alright kid, do a 9/11" and i, age 5, went along with it.

🎶Scheduled this for this day! Last October!🎵

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

I bet that felt so good for the bottles

1. Mads cosplaying as Hannibal’s in the year 2023!!! 2. I think we should of gotten Hannibal with messy hair and playing with Will’s dong

The evidence is stacked against me on this one