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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

DS9 as a show dares to ask the important questions, like for example “would Star Trek still be good if it was set at the food court at the mall??” and the answer to that is “yes, and actually it will somehow be better”

It's so funny how the game store used to sell games the music store used to sell music and hot topic used to sell goffic accessories but now they all stock the same anime backpacks and novelty fnaf soap of whatever

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

if i was a garlic i'd gain so much pleasure from being minced

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden