kazma ambrose-mars

aight this is a doozy for a hc also since it wasn't specified this can be read either way, just imagine it as you please

they met in therapy because besties they needed it

kusuke immediately knew him and kokomi were siblings but makoto couldn't place him and kusuo as siblings

kusuke honestly just teases the shit out of makoto

bullying each other's siblings, more likely than you think

kokomi and kusuo HATE that they know each other and the more they see them hanging out the more misery the two are in

makoto is a new boss(tm) when kusuke goes to challenge kusuo. and by God is kusuo annoyed

kusuo and kokomi do end up becoming better friends because of it and whenever one of the two older brothers is around they skip town

kusuke makes a better disguise device or something for makoto so he doesn't get recognized as much

makoto is also constantly challenged to games and stuff by kusuke and is very quick to find out about kusuke's masochistic ways

makoto likes his hair pet and kusuke is happy to oblige

(also uhh can do with other shows i've thought about, i have a seussical one too)

saiko as pulitzer

rifuta as katherine

kuboyasu as jack

kaidou as davey

teruhashi as medda

yuta as les

toritsuka as romeo

hairo as spot

mera as seitz

aiura as hannah

saiki as mr jacobi

makoto and kusuke as the delancy brothers

mr matsuzaki as wiesel

nendou as roosevelt

takahashi as crutchie

suzumiya as seitz

satou as racetrack

n e ways kaidou, rifuta and teruhashi are theater kids and nobody can tell me otherwise

also i have this big multiverse thing i'd love to talk about send asks about that too

and finally, give me any two or three people from saiki and i'll either write a headcannon for them, a small fic or just several things about their relationship. tell me if platonic, romantic or like any specifics you want too! no explicit nsfw though, slight implications of things are fine.

i can also do person x reader, any pronouns or gender identity! i'm also fine with person x person x reader, but only a tri-poly relationship for now since i'm not used to more than that quite yet.

nendou finally understands toritsuka can see ghosts and asks about his dad all the time. nendou's dad tries to understand nendou is his kid but it goes over deaf ears(dumb ears lol) + he can't remember his life

crossover idea/au i haven't seen

shun only talks about the jet black wings and all his 'abilties' so his others don't make it to the public eye: he's a sleigh beggy.

yessir the ancient magus bride but in saiki k? perfect.

most of the things shun sees are evil entities like the one chise saw in the graveyard, where if he answers a question and pretends to see it it'll take his soul, so he kinda acts like mieruko-chan and just ignores/doesnt react. he just can't find a single person who knows magic to teach him anything, and started using bandages to try and help with hits issues.

its pretty much the other wise or my last prompt and what could happen, where imu and metori bond over hating saiki over having teruhashi liking him, and set out to ruin midlife and his life in particular. the psykickers + akechi have to make sure kusuo's family isn't in constant danger and build up kusuo's like meter to average constantly. it really is a yare yare moment

imu and aren plotting to beat the crap out of metori

imu just doesn't want a repeat of what almost happened with kusuo

aren just,,, aren.

they realize their mutual hatred and just,,, scheme

purple haired transfer students :)

idk it's real like "dude do girls hit on you when ur that buff?" "i went to an all boys school- wait how did you know i'm buff" "ghosts delinquent boy xD" "did you just audibly say that-" "yea, what of it. n e ways wanna know your guardian spirit?" "go and get rejected by someone damn-"

it's just toritsuka and kuboyasu in that awkward "we aren't friends" stage but since he knows kuboyasu just tolerated him

kinda like saiki except sometimes toritsuka sees the other beat some dude up and tells him how cool the ghosts thinks he is

i will give you a headcannon/plot idea for any ship in this godforsaken fandom, it's my favorite anime by far