TOOT

too many things happening, we should make it our goal to have 2022 be the most boring year ever. we deserve a break tbh :/

like fuckall happened so i count this as a win

Every time I mess up at job I should receive a new mysterious disease 🪰

me when im the mines lol

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

thats…thats $100, right? 

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

honey no

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

this is why US coins should just have NUMBERS on them rather than whatever the fuck a “dime” or “nickel” is

none of y'all make any damn cents

it took 3 blithering years of suffering for someone to add that screenshot

no one on this hellsite has ever done basic division or multiplication without a calculator and it shows

Just walked past a group of girls rather quickly and I heard one of them say "oh she is proceeding" as I turned the corner

Seeing as it ain't in character, I can say I would be interested

ILL GET ON IT RIGHT AWAY!!

i would also be interested lol

i’m bringing this back because i don’t think enough of you were forced to look at this

Jesus Christ you tumblr users will start screaming over the smallest things. Distance, dickheads. Don’t be selfish.

oh you sweet summer child, that is not why they’re mad

Your formatting, use of smiley faces, and amount of capitalization needs work, although your intentions are without fault.

i’m sorry i didn’t realize my english teacher uses tumblr

sorry to inform you that the formatting of the post and the smiley faces are clearly part of the joke

What joke?

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great work everyone

teif

???? op r u ok

screw it, i’m rescheduling my birthday

to when?

i sneezed and all this pluj came out

what does this mean