playing uno no mercy with jjk cast of ur choice
thanks in advance if you write it!
yuuta starts off playing fair.. doesn't stack yet, saying 'uno' politely. that lasts one round until someone (nobara) hits him with a +4 and his competitive streak lights up a little— apologises while destroying you "I'm really sorry.. I think this is a +12..😄" (he's not sorry)
I feel like megumi wouldn't have played uno no mercy before? lmao like he's only seen the normal version so the first time he sees the pile he just stares at it like '?'
megumi: "...That's not how Uno works."
nobara: “It does today, grandpa.”
yuuji: “Welcome to the future.”
then nobara's the type to list her own rules mid-game cuz she played like that back home— they have to pause mid game to google it to prove to her that's not in the official rules.
nobara (dead serious): “You can play multiple cards if they’re the same number or color.”
nobara: “Yes you can. It’s literally the rule.”
yuuji immediately: “Ohhh that sounds right actually—”
nobara doubling down like she’s citing legal code.
“You city kids don’t know anything 🙄 we’ve always played like this.”
maki: “That’s called a house rule.”
nobara: “So? We’re in a house.”
panda.. somehow ends up with half the pile in his hand, gets hit with +2, +4, +8. Until he has enough to mime the money spread with uno cards💀 atp he's not even playing seriously, accidentally flashes a few cards, but like— No one even reacts that hard. Because like—yeah. Of course he has those. He picked half the deck.
yuuji is the one who actually bought the 'no mercy' version, “Guys I got UNO No Mercy 😃”
Then he pulls out a second stack.
megumi: “…why are there two.”
yuuji: “More players = more cards = more fun!”
maki is already sensing the future. It’s bleak.
No one has gone below 5 cards. Not once. The discard pile looks like a crime scene. Stacks are hitting +10 like it’s casual.
yuuta is still trying to play properly. He’s suffering.
megumi: “We haven’t had a winner.”
Everyone kind of pauses. Looks around. Counts their cards. It’s BAD
(and that's how they built a never ending uno circuit)
Now as for how yuuji actually is in the game?
Gets hit with a huge stack and just collapses onto the table.
Mutters stuff like: “this is rigged…”
Yeah, he might call Nobara a bitch under his breath after she hits him with a +8💀
yuuji: “Yeah?? Well, that's cause it's true—” (ducks out of reach)
But he never actually leaves. He’s too invested. Too emotional. He needs to see it through.
Now for maki... She won’t quit (too competitive to rage quit even if she does have the temper) but she will absolutely start retaliating.
Gets hit with a +4 early on, just clicks her tongue. Fine. Noted.
Second time? slight eye roll.
Third time?? “…seriously?”
Foot taps under the table. Someone’s shin is in danger.
panda hits her with a stack → immediately regrets it. feels a very precise kick.
panda: “OW—what was that??”
maki, not even looking at him: “Play your turn.”
And ofc it can't be game night without a cheater- toge's the type to start with a normal hand and somehow end with three cards while everyone else still has 10+. No one clocks it at first because he’s so low-key.
Meanwhile one card slides under the table edge.
One disappears behind a cushion.
One gets palmed like a magician.
Drops “salmon…” and places a perfectly legal card like he’s innocent 😭
(probably doesn't even get caught unless they recount💀 which isn't likely considering they have two decks— thanks, yuuji)
gojo wasn't even invited. He just walks in, sees his students all sitting in a circle, cards on the table- and pulls up a chair like he was always invited.
nobara: “Absolutely not.”
gojo: “Too late, I’m emotionally invested.”
At FIRST he’s just regular-cheating: peeking at reflections, distracting people, classic nonsense.
Then someone (probably maki or yuuta) points out,
“So you’re telling me I can see all your cards?”
megumi: “You’re not playing.”
gojo: “Counterpoint: I already am.”
Starts narrating hands just to mess with people 😭
gojo: “Wow, Nobara, holding onto that +4? Bold.”
nobara: “I WILL END YOU.”
They try to kick him out but he’s already mid-turn dropping the most diabolical stack known to mankind. Claims it’s “just good intuition.”
No one believes him. Not even yuuji.
lol as for the game ending?
megumi finally builds a solid hand. Like… actually good. He’s about to win.
toge is sitting there with 2 cards (suspicious already).
gojo casually goes: “megumi, you should play the green.”
yuuji: “DON’T LISTEN TO HIM—”
toge: “salmon.” (drops last card)
megumi just stares into the void.
meanwhile gojo is smiling like he just orchestrated a social experiment. nobara throws a card at him. hard.
(lmao even if he did win, someone would've tried to reframe it as beginner's luck to ragebait him)
lol I didn't expect this to get so long
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