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German’s a weird sounding language. I refuse.

I hope you develop lactose intolerance and forever crave milkshakes.

But I hated Spanish class. I swear it was the Devil’s language. Don’t make me get a job at a resort.

That's how I felt about German lessons. But no, Kaylee needs to be cultured. Kaylee needs to know at least three languages by the age of five. Kaylee this, Kaylee that. You're getting that resort job.

hat’s the spirit! I don’t wear sunscreen either. I don’t really ever get sun burnt.

You're going to look like an island girl if you keep soaking up all the sun like that. Can you speak Spanish? We could get you a job at a resort.

You wanted to be wicked or just another damned witch? We got plenty of the latter running ‘bout. It’s green or no deal.

Fuck it, light me up. Hey, you want to smoke or something first? Take the edge off the whole burning alive deal. 

You could always wear that sunscreen stuff that everyone always talks about.

Sunscreen is for pussies. I don't need lotion.

Paint your skin green and I’ll cut you a share.

I'll ask my agent about the paint. We have an image going on here, green might take away from it.

Hold on. Lemme set up a booth first. Two dollars each to see the wicked witch burn. 

Suck a dick, mop head.

Is he afraid of clowns? We should paint him up as a clown.

I think he's a tiny bit afraid.

You’re hurting my feelings.

Are you going to cry? If you are let me grab a bottle. I'm selling man tears in my new line of energy drinks.

Good thing I didn’t want the window seat anyway. Now I can throw things at people down the aisle.

We can draw things on the faces of people who fall asleep. Subject one, Oliver Lovely. 

I’ve always been fond of the BPP. Buddies’ Pool Party.

That's not exciting at all. You've bored me to tears. I'm taking the window seat now in retaliation. Too bad so sad Whitaker.

I can appreciate that. It’s very creative. Triple letter club names are all the rage.

Which ones are in your top five?