Short Stories With Tragic endings.

He’s a rock star

He doesn’t listen to gross sexist assholes

He loved Rose so much

He is such a great father to Steven

He works hard at the car wash so he can provide for Steven and The Crystal Gems (which might also explain why he lives in his van)

Greg is a great dad who always looks out for Steven and overall is very sweet and his life hasn’t been easy and everyone should be nice to him

Think about it - how many TV dads have you seen with Greg’s problems, or problems like them? He’s half a Homer Simpson or a Matt Foley. Balding, overweight, washed up musician, runs a car wash, lives in a van. In any other show, those would be the gags about Greg - haha, he’s bald, he’s broke, he’s going nowhere, haha - jokes made at him, not by him. He’d be sidelined as an incompetent, overweight dunce. He’d be comedy relief, not a father figure.

Steven Universe’s writing shines because it doesn’t frame or treat Greg that way. Instead he’s a genuinely great person, chipper and musical. He’s a huge part of his son’s story - supporting Steven even in his own awful living situation, doing everything he can to help the cause, despite being an average joe with no super powers. He’ll crack a self-deprecating line about his poverty or his hairline every now and again, but those are jokes coming from him, fully aware and accepting of how he must appear to the world. Greg’s not dumb, he’s not unaware, and he’s not selfish. He’s not an alcoholic, he’s not a deadbeat. He’s just a big, happy 1980s kid, who’s been through a lot.

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I’ve decided adding appropriate audio to doggo videos is going to be my new career. I’m sure this is a viable profession that will bring me great prosperity. 

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