Kayla👁Ennard

THIS post

Was made because i was concerned. I blocked the names out back then but i wont anymore (second name is still blocked out because they dont want to be known).

I would also like to add these.

Yes, you read right. One of your favorites @/0beyme was behind that post and making people feel uncomfortable, even triggering anxiety attacks and guilt tripping people.

Prompt: You know how some schools do that thing where you take care of a fake baby? That at RAD but with everyone getting an enchanted doll that acts like an actual demon baby.

Lucifer

He nearly has a heart attack when you saunter up to him with a demon baby on your hip. It’s a chubby little thing, with solid black eyes and little stubby horns to match. 

He clears his throat and recovers his composure. Tries not to think about how his heart is pounding a frantic beat against his ribs.

He has two thoughts at that moment.

One: Fuck, he really hopes that it didn’t spawn from one of his brothers. 

Two: Fuck, you look really cute with a baby.

“Where did you get that…?” Lucifer asks. He isn’t sure he wants to actually know the answer.

You grab the baby’s plush little hand and wave it at him. He grimaces. 

Your smile is pearly and Chesire. Evil. “It’s Diavolo’s! And mine.” 

“Lord Diavolo’s.” Lucifer unthinkingly corrects you, and then your words suddenly hit him like a fucking freight train and it feels like the breath has been punched out of his lungs. “Lord Diavolo’s? Excuse me?” 

Lucifer stares at the baby again, horrified, trying to find any resemblance of the prince or you in its weird little chubby babyface. How is that even possible? 

“Well, kind of,” you say, and his gaze snaps back to yours. “Remember how Dia was asking me about human schools? And I told him about that thing called the ‘baby project’? Where students partner up and take care of a fake baby for a week? Well, he ran with it, and now some of the RAD classes have to tote these things around for the rest of the week.” 

…Oh. 

“So it’s fake,” Lucifer confirms. He holds his breath—lets out a sigh of relief when you nod. 

(He sees it now—can feel the hum of magic wound tightly around the chubby, cursed, drooling doll.)

“And Lord Diavolo is your partner?” Lucifer asks, trying to gain just a little bit more clarity about this situation.

(Diavolo isn’t even in your class, why is he participating???)

“Well, not exactly—he was going to be, but Barbatos snatched him away from me like a thief.” You plop the baby onto his desk, no consideration whatsoever for all of the delicate paperwork now under its dangerous diaper butt. “It’s so unfair, but they did look really cute with a baby, so I’m not that upset. Anyways, you’re my partner! Say hello to our child!” 

Taken aback, Lucifer frowns. “What? I never agreed to that.”

You scooch the baby closer to him. Soulless black doe eyes stare directly into the depths of his fucking soul. 

You grin. “Come on, Lu, be my baby daddy!” 

He grimaces. “Don’t say it like that.”

You give him your saddest, biggest, most pathetic puppy eyes you can muster and—

And that’s how he gets roped into being your baby daddy. 

For the week, at least.

Wink wonk.

He’s so conflicted over it.

On one hand, he really doesn’t want to take part in the baby project. The doll doesn’t even do anything fun, like induce hallucinations or spontaneously burst into flame like real demon babies. Also, he’s super busy with a thousand and one other things, you know.

Buuut on the other hand… he likes you a lot.

So he’s going to be the goddamn best pretend baby daddy you could ever ask for. 

He’s going to make damn sure that you get the highest grade for this assignment, but afterward? Be prepared to suffer for dragging him into this. 

MC: How bizarre would elephants look if they had long necks like giraffe's *laughs quietly* Wouldn't that be crazy?

Lucifer: *gives her a half asleep scowl* I'm going to pretend you didn't just wake me from my slumber to tell me that MC..

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Mammon: ...Ya so fuckin weird *half asleep chuckle*

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Levi: Imagine if giraffe's had short necks tho *chuckles*

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Satan: *confused look* Do you mean if they suddenly changed to that? Or if they have always been like that? Because if you mean the latter, it wouldn't be bizarre atall..Because we would only KNOW them as that, meaning it would be completely norm- *rambles on*

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Asmo: MC, sweetie, sugar plum, baby girl, you know I love you so much, but if you EVER, wake me from beauty sleep with some nonsense like that again. I won't hesitate to give you a slap. Ok? *smiles* Goodnight.

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Beel: *half asleep* I ate an elephant once *starts snoring again*

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Belphie: .......What?

Decided to do everyone else at this point 😊

Simeon: *chuckles* Oh MC, you are A little oddball aren't you? *pats her head* I like that about you, but sweetheart, its 3am..Go to sleep *smiles sweetly*

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Solomon: *half asleep, lazy smile* I'll take you to the zoo tomorrow and see what I can do with some magic..I kinda wanna see that too not gonna lie *laughs*

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Barbatos: *looks at her confused, then slowly roles over and goes back to sleep*

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Diavolo: *bursts out laughing* My! What a fun thought! That WOULD be crazy yes!! Tell me more odd things like that!? Please. *smiles*

how i sound like:

how i am in real life:

soooo… this is kind of my own OBM thing called “Snow White and the Devil”. My mc, Valentine, has a special beauty magic over him that causes shenanigans among the demon bros, and he desperately needs their help so it’s luck he is whisked away to RAD.

(Also, this music video is so fuckin drug fueled 😂🖤)

(Also part 2, there wasn't enough people for me to add Beel and Belphie 😂)

Song: Horse by Salvatore Ganacci