Kauionalani 🌺

“you’re so chill” thanks i’m avoiding reality with everything that i have

sorry for being evil. tommorow im going to be much more evil

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhh double sleep meal please, extra pillow and blanky on that. and a side of shuteye and rest. thanks

today i discovered that not everyone calls kids in pigtails "dual aft pigtails" bc thats what my DAD called them. hes a pilot. dual aft refers to a type of tail on an airplane to cut resistance. whenever he did my hair in pigtails as a kid he would put them at the right angle so they qualified as dual aft. what a fuckign nerd

I think one thing that a lot of Addams Family fans forget is that for the family, goth wasn’t about being gloomy and sad or bitter and cynical at all. Morticia was always gazing out at rainy days and declaring, “how beautiful a day it is!” or saying that “black is so much more cheerful!” because they found joy in their dark aesthetic. Wednesday was curious and sharp-minded and very clearly exercised and expressed her personal sense of power and self through things like her interest in weaponry and true crime - in the original series and comics, she was always dancing and playing with her brother. Edgy Wednesday didn’t happen until the 90s reboot, and well, it was the 90s. Gloomy grunge and artful sadness were in at the time. And let’s not even talk about Gomez, who was so full of life and love for his family that he’d often break into song or dip Morticia in the kitchen for an old-fashioned kiss. The Addams worked so well because they were healthy, happy, loving and goth. They were a perfect example of indulging in an aesthetic without letting it become toxic or consuming their lives.

Can I get a *snap*snap*?

lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

girls are so radiant and beautiful and magical. every single one.

the way that i'm constantly stressed and don't even have a cool white streak in my hair about it. what's with that.

no, i don’t have a “dream job.” i want to spend my days reading and writing and lazing in the afternoon sun. i want to bake bread and brownies and apple crumble. i want to grow my own vegetables and plant a rainbow of flowers. i want to be with nature. i want to be at peace.

theres this tiktok account that’s just cataloging an ex amish guy being out in the world and trying new things and i’m obsessed

You kinda have to just be insane. And keep doing that forever

*Dr Doofenshmirtz voice* you see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, my mother was pushed off a cliff by a pack of dalmatians

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.