guardian of the whimsy

Personally I think I should have a giant gun on my face but, you know, that's just my headcannon.

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety