guardian of the whimsy

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

You're filming. These evil wizards have trapped the princess in an orb and you're just filming it.

I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business

Enough about your blorbos for a minute: who are your siblings’ blorbos? Reblog with your blorbos-in-law!

btw remember that home generates individual pokemon trackers SERVER SIDE which will make it extremely difficult if not impossible for anyone to develop a method to do bank -> home transfers after this shutdown. you will NOT be able to just emulate a transfer with hacking tools after this. miracles can happen but absolutely assume that this is a permanent change and get any transfers you need done BEFORE the deadline. you should NOT rely on believing that there will be some way to do this after the deadline

Personally I think I should have a giant gun on my face but, you know, that's just my headcannon.

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.