There's No Such Thing

@androidboy

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!

CLOCKED

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

this the most accurate shit

yes

i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying to be nice or gregarious or even were in quite a good mood and had literally no idea you were even coming across as aloof or unpleasant 

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Not telling anybody.

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

“fuck”

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.